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@rasple-berry
Only from the heart can you touch the sky. from 500px & flickr
Please donāt delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!
FOREVER REBLOG.
my god
the Snape one gets me every time.
ر٠ضاŁ
And may this Ramadan,
bring the peace your heart has cried for.
A study also revealed that water is a liquid, snow is cold and fire is hot.
Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face
he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him
Be an enthusiast..
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For me, tumblr is not about how many followers I have. Itās a place where I post exactly how I feel & not care what people think about it. Tak ramai yang mampu rendahkan diri diwaktu manusia lain memandang/memujinya atas kelakuan baik lagi terpuji. Tak ramai. tetapi saya mahu menjadi salah satu dari yang ātak ramaiā itu. Segala yang Terbaik hanya datang dari ALLAH SWT dan Segala puji pujian hanya milikNYA. Saya menulis seolah-olah tidak ada yang baca. Saya menulis hanya kerana saya ingin menulis. Itu saja :) āSESUATU ITUā ialah milik Allah , bukan selamanya milik kita.
Take a deep breath And Be a strong human
LillahiTaala
(via rozizarina)
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually saidĀ in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, āWhere am I, Cathy?ā ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I canāt remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isnāt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnāt know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Heās 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town Iām going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral⦠_________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
@incorrectaceattorney
The most beautiful feeling in the world is to have someone who has seen your worst side and stayed.
untamed-feelings (via wnq-writers)
:ā)
The most beautiful feeling in the world is to have someone who has seen your worst side and stayed.
untamed-feelings (via wnq-writers)
:ā)