cheesed to meet you 🐀

good morning kings let’s keep it sexy and mindful (emma, 27, she/her)

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[bintro]

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[orthoscheme]

[loveridden1999]

life is too fleeting for all this worrying

[tylostoma]

[markovchaingang]

undergrads don't actually "think". they're just machines designed to identify patterns in data and apply those patterns to new data

[etiennelux]

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[darkcomedies]

when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.

[forlorngarden]

you and that fucking wasp

[nikolaijanak]

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[stijlw]

Mr T's attitude RE: fools - actually quite generous?