Shimp Enthusiast

wait a minute... If I'm here and you're here then wHO'S DRIVING THE BUS???!!!!!

[catchymemes]

[beemovieerotica]

[catchymemes]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I remember when my area got the orange smoke. It was eerie.

[rosieandthemoon]

unhinged old book and pamphlet covers that I can’t stop thinking about

[i-am-the-oyster]

[anywhoozles]

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[maja-paja]

[loth-caatgirl]

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[fallenangelvictorious]

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

[crafty-butch]

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

[piratejonsims]

Orthur....

[depsidase]