GENUINE DICKSUCKER
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@rastalifeonelove
GENUINE DICKSUCKER
Todays Feeling.
Girls like this you do not fuck around with.
I have never felt so gay
Look at how many holes are in that cardboard
reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
“Billy needs therapy”
I literally started crying
what the fuck billy
What the FUCK did I just watch?
“Billy sees the devil.”
What the fuck did I just watch
“That is bad etiquette.”
She went off on a racist cop for brutally beating an unarmed black man 👏🏾
THESE ARE PEOPLE WE NEED IN OUR SOCIETY YAAAAS
Make this VIRAL! #BlackLivesMatter
I’m tryna be like her 🙌🏾🙌🏾
So sad 😭
this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!
my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
oOH MY GOD
I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open
Safely Eating Expired Foods
The food bank gave me a hand-out about how long you can safely eat unopened foods past their expiration dates, and I thought other people might find it helpful.
DAIRY:
Milk, cream: within 10 days past expiration date
Soft cheese, yogurt, sour cream, cottage cheese: consume within 14 days past expiration date
Butter, hard cheese: consume within 3 months past expiration date (personal note: if cheese gets mold you can cut off the moldy parts the rest is still fine)
Frozen butter: consume within 12 months past expiration date
Eggs (in shells): consume within 1 month past expiration date
Egg substitutes: consume within 10 days of expiration date.
MEAT:
Fresh: consume on or before expiration date
Frozen: defrost in fridge or microwave, and eat immediately after defrosting.
Not do eat: meat with severe freeze burn, discolored meat, and meat not frozen before expiration date
MEAT & DAIRY SUBSTITUTES:
Liquid products (rice milk, almond milk): consume withing 10 days past expiration date
Shelf stable liquid products: consume within 12 months past expiration date
Margarine: consume within 6 months past expiration date
Meat substitutes (tofu, etc): consume on or before expiration date
Frozen meat substitutes: consume within 12 months past expiration date if frozen before expiration date
DRIED & CANNED FOODS:
Dried beans, pasta: consume indefinitely
Dressings, mayo: consume within 12 months past expiration date
Cereal, crackers: consume within 12 months past expiration date
Canned foods: may be consumed indefinitely (except for pineapple and tomato)
Jarred foods, canned tomato and pineapple: consume within 18 months past expiration date
OTHER:
Fresh juice: consume within 3 months past expiration date
Fresh bread, pastries: consume on or before expiration date (personal note, I find that sandwich bread is good to eat so long as it’s not stale or growing mold)
Frozen bread: consume within 6 months past expiration date
Fresh produce: ripe, edible, and mold-free
Sliced melon: consume on or before expiration date
Deli items, packaged by store: consume within 48 hours of expiration date
Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, fresh: consume within 14 days past expiration date
Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, frozen: consume within 12 months past expiration date
DO NOT EAT:
Food that is stale, has insects, or mold
Food in open, punctured, bulging, or seriously damaged cans
Food in a jar that is leaking or has a broken seal
Food that is discolored or has an off-odor
Product has been thawed then re-frozen
Please use your best judgement and when in doubt, throw it out.
Art by Ellyade Illustrations
same energy
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
What id give to receive some of that right now to help me out 😭
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I’ve been gut-laughing for twenty fucking minutes
DIVERSITY?????¿¿¿¿¿¿
I felt that asoc(awkward silence of color)
“Do you know how hard it is being blonde?” Maybe she snapped!
she dont speak paris….
DIDNT SPEAK PARIS
All my brain cells died at that moment.