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29 | He/Him

[jadednerd99]

Bound & Blindfolded

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[not-very-kawaii-of-you]

[thememedaddy]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[mi-ciudad]

previously on 😧:

[astronomydaze]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[brattylikestoeat]

[segamascott]

[luarvallard]

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[thememedaddy]

[knightclubbing]

come with me for a day in the life of a knight! yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. swords. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. more swords. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning.

[iamoutofideas]

not gonna lie the life of a knight fucking sucks.

[nakedmenreading]

[sacredwhores]

Rosa von Praunheim - A Virus Knows No Morals (1986)

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?