rat in the sheets

named rat 🌱🦈🐀 she/her - optimism is charming!

[freakoutgirl]

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

[nintendo64alexg]

you’re in her dms. i’m her surgeon, her proctor, her helicopter pumpin out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep her alive. we r not the same.

[itslookingback]

okay but when you’re drunk near a sunset look straight in her eyes she’s the quick glimpse of heaven forgetting her headlights are on!!

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

[short-and-ugly]

another run through the washer will fix me

[short-and-ugly]

girl i shrunk

[funny-history]

[imaveryevilgirl]

POST THIS SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM INSTANTLY

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[beggars-opera]

LIZARDS IN LOVE.

LIZARDS.   IN.   LOVE.

[razielim]

[realanimalfacts]

11. A ladybug is too small to operate a forklift.

[vintageadvertising]

Come get your healthy dose of Kelloggs asthma cigarettes

[nerdyveganrunner]

Oh, worm?

[mrcloudyfun]

Look at what they’ve taken from us

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[idtech666]

Visit Original Link

[chibeast]

snaptain (snail captain) out on his snoat (snail boat)

[joannofsnark]

you solved my wet riddle ‼️

[bnq]

[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

[nae-nae-supreme]

[runehart-deactivated20240217]

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.