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sodomymcscurvylegs

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.

gambolling

Oh my god

crinkler

ace people only dodge. sometimes cast a ranged, homing magic spell.

crinkler

[ID: A table. There are 5 columns, “Gay”, “Straight”, “Bi”, “Pan”, and “Ace”. There are 3 rows, “Attacking”, “Blocking”, and “Dodging”. Gay, Attacking: “looks up a guide to learn the pattern” Gay, Blocking: “not in a million years” Gay, Dodging: “forgets that this is an option” Straight, Attacking: “analyzes attack patterns themself” Straight, Blocking: “Yes.” Straight, Dodging: “what-ing?” Bi, Attacking: “spams most powerful moves” Bi, Blocking: “unless it blocks from all sides or reflects projectiles it’s useless” Bi, Dodging: “dodges 0.5 seconds too late” Pan, Attacking: “best defense is good offense” Pan, Blocking: “only if there’s tech points available” Pan, Dodging: “usually just uses dodge to traverse faster” Ace, Attacking: “once every 12 minutes” Ace, Blocking: “never” Ace, Dodging: “eternally” End ID.]

petrichoravellichor

Can confirm the accuracy of the bi one. “Dodging 0.5 seconds too late” is an art form I’ve got down to a freaking T (or B, I guess).

gravegospel

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phantomrose96

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

phantomrose96

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

phantomrose96

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

beardedmrbean

vivian-the-barbarian

@uwathebestgirl

the-eldritch-angel

I think this one speaks for itself

innerchildabortionclinic

New argument strategy dropped

raggedromantic

this follow-up needs to be included

krel-tal

I see someone just got back from Jupiter.

sophsun1

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

labcorp

what is going on

targetedknowledge

omtai

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

infectiouspiss

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

infectiouspiss

sorry that was meant for the tags

omtai

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

saucefunk

dirty dirty dirty

beardedmrbean

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

muppetshow2026

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

getbentdaily-deactivated2025122

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

muppetshow2026

will you ever forgive me

muppetshow2026

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

tobiasdrake

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

derinthescarletpescatarian

Listen we all know NFTs were a grift and all that but it still baffles me that they got past the naming stage. "These are called non fungible tokens" yes most assets are non-fungible actually. Non-fungibility is the default. "Yeah but these are tokens" you do realise that the advantage of 'tokens' is their fungibility, yes? A US dollar is a US dollar. A chuck-e-cheese token is a chuck-e-cheese token. The fungibility is intrinsic to the function. What you've made is not something that it makes any sense to call a token. I know it's just spicy finance crimes but like. Let's put some effort into the PR. As least cryptocurrency got an accurate name. What kind of asset are you pretending to have here. "Non fungible token" pick a fucking side.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this post made me realise i dont know what fungible means#english is my second language#but im basically fluent#but through all the nft bullshit#i never realised i didn't know the word#prob say something about the general understanding

Something is fungible when it is completely interchangeable with its own kind in a trade or exchange. For example, currency is fungible -- one US dollar can be traded with another US dollar and essentially nothing has happened. The two dollars might be physically different -- most currencies are marked with serial numbers in case they need to be tracked due to theft or counterfeiting or whatever -- but in trade this doesn't matter. The specific dollar you have has no effect on anything -- any dollar is every dollar. Electricity is another fungible asset -- once it's in the system, it makes no difference whether the electricity you're using was developed in a coal plant or a nuclear plant or a solar panel. (Electricity, unlike coins, is physically identical which means you can't even have non-fungible edge cases like collectible coins.)

Houses, or racehorses, or paintings, are non-fungible. You can trade these just like money or electricity, but one house is not equal to every house -- their values will change relative to each other, and which house or horse or painting you have matters. If you want to economically model the value of houses as assets and trade goods, you can't do so in the unit of "house" -- you have to convert it to a fungible currency, like the dollar or the megawatt-hour, first. (You can create an "average house value" and mark the value of every house as a certain percentage above or below it, but this is just currency with extra steps. Now you've invented a fungible token useful only in comparing and trading houses. Hooray.)

Animorphs fans get a +2 to knowing what "fungible" means because KA Applegate used the word wrong once in 1998 and the book was bad enough that we all eventually learned what the word meant from each other making fun of it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#was BAD ENOUGH???#op just pouring hot tea down their own pants in the last inning here#sure i haven't read the series but i've NEVER heard that take#fascinating (genuinely affectionate)

If you've never read the series then I'm not sure you would've heard any take on how bad The Suspicion was. The helmacrons were, ah, not a popular addition to the series. Not sure what you mean by hot tea but I promise that I am more merciful than most about the helmacron books. People do not like them.

stainlesssteellocust

I liked the helmacrons when I was twelve I guess

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm favourable to them because I love Tiny Person Stories and also because I can see some fantastic potential in the concept that was never realised in the books (I don't remember if I got round to them in my series rewrite?), but as written, the helmacron plots were. Not fantastic.