writing wrat

i dont think this legally counts a humor

[violentlyquietcataclysm]

can someone bully me off tumblr i genuinely need to leave

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Your to cool for Tumblr, we don't deserve you. You're genuinely too good at writing to be here.

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What if we took all the boobs in the wolrd, and made one super tit. not a pair, just one.

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Me, literally any random day: GENDER DISPHORIA!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOOBS! THERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE! IT'S INCORRECT! MY BODY IS INCORRECT!!!

they next fucking day: yeah ur a beautiful slay girl for no reason, also go fuck yourself your still have a head cold

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Been dropping some bangers lately

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When the fuck did I say this?

My memory is so shit.

[randomraccoon0123]

"Bad Dog"

i'm just like a dog.

never learnt to bite, loyal, wild.

misbehaving pup.

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I can't read this because I'm probably dyslexic but now I'm sad because my favorite person wrote something and I can't understand it. I am crying

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Although I was born a dumbass, I've decided to transition into a smart ass.

I know a life like this can be hard, but my family are extremely supportive - as my father is an ally and my mother has transitioned into a bitch-ass.

[randomraccoon0123]

Hiiii bunny >:3 it's me. I love you sooo much. You're really really cute, and I think you're amazing, and your all mine.

Also this random thing happened (just posted it, but I won't spoil it because I think it's pretty funny)

For my ask, I ask you if you have any new hyper fixations you wanna rant abt or if u don't have any new ones how about any of them that u wanna rant about?

You're a Rockstar and I love you and I'm sleepy but I've also had monster energy I love you I love you I love you <333

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You,,,, want me to set your crotch on fire? ,,,,,,, like,,,, with flame? ,,,,, I mean through sickness and health ig. I'll grab a lighter

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I think I'm dyslexia and read this horribly wrong

[randomraccoon0123]

Hiiii bunny >:3 it's me. I love you sooo much. You're really really cute, and I think you're amazing, and your all mine.

Also this random thing happened (just posted it, but I won't spoil it because I think it's pretty funny)

For my ask, I ask you if you have any new hyper fixations you wanna rant abt or if u don't have any new ones how about any of them that u wanna rant about?

You're a Rockstar and I love you and I'm sleepy but I've also had monster energy I love you I love you I love you <333

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You,,,, want me to set your crotch on fire? ,,,,,,, like,,,, with flame? ,,,,, I mean through sickness and health ig. I'll grab a lighter

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My dad takes me to some family friends to play games, I sit down and relax. They open up a nother game, I know I want to head home in a bit. 5 people were playing, so that's like an hour per person I think. I realize, it's probably not gonna take 5 hours, it's not like it's risk or some other game that takes all days, it's probably gonna be 2 and a half hours I think. Guys.

It WAS risk.

Over 5 hours. They started at ~4:30. It went until almost 10. My phone is at 2%. I can't handle this. Send help.

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Ok so something arguably really funny just happened

I was scrolling on my phone awhile ago and saw someone being depressed, in the comments apparently they're friend was blaming themselves

So obviously I tell this persons friend not to blame themselves, that they aren't responsible for anyone's happiness, that it's ok, get your friend seek professional help if they need it - that kinda stuff

Then they replied with more self blame

So then i replied with a long winded way if basically saying "it's not your fault. I don't wanna be rude or pushy, and I'm sorry for the tough love, but that they still aren't responsible for this persons happiness"

And then I got a comment from the creator saying I shouldn't of said that and that I was being rude

And I obviously assume this person just skimmed what a wrote, because to be fair to both of them I wrote a lot and it was pretty easy to miss my expressions of trying not to be rude, and I'm also pretty blunt sometimes

I had typed out a whole reply. Hey im sorry if I came out as rude, that really wasn't my intention, i get that my writing was long and blunt and you have all my sympathy. That kinda thing. Then I deleted it because I realized something when I read the creators response.

They thought I was this dudes boyfriend.

For context, my pronouns aren't always he him, me and my partner use the word partner because we're gender queer, and I don't know either of those people.

I sent a few replies just now along the lines of "OMG big misunderstanding: I'm so sorry, I'm not this persons bf"

I really hope they actually read those 😭😭

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Update✨️✨️✨️

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Ok so something arguably really funny just happened

I was scrolling on my phone awhile ago and saw someone being depressed, in the comments apparently they're friend was blaming themselves

So obviously I tell this persons friend not to blame themselves, that they aren't responsible for anyone's happiness, that it's ok, get your friend seek professional help if they need it - that kinda stuff

Then they replied with more self blame

So then i replied with a long winded way if basically saying "it's not your fault. I don't wanna be rude or pushy, and I'm sorry for the tough love, but that they still aren't responsible for this persons happiness"

And then I got a comment from the creator saying I shouldn't of said that and that I was being rude

And I obviously assume this person just skimmed what a wrote, because to be fair to both of them I wrote a lot and it was pretty easy to miss my expressions of trying not to be rude, and I'm also pretty blunt sometimes

I had typed out a whole reply. Hey im sorry if I came out as rude, that really wasn't my intention, i get that my writing was long and blunt and you have all my sympathy. That kinda thing. Then I deleted it because I realized something when I read the creators response.

They thought I was this dudes boyfriend.

For context, my pronouns aren't always he him, me and my partner use the word partner because we're gender queer, and I don't know either of those people.

I sent a few replies just now along the lines of "OMG big misunderstanding: I'm so sorry, I'm not this persons bf"

I really hope they actually read those 😭😭

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Fuck, I love myself

PEAK girl dinner right here

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Gonna make one of these 4chan thingys because i can 🫡

>Be me

>Be a cis girl who has always dressed odd

> "am I non-binary?"

> "Oh good the feeling went away"

> "am i trans boy?"

> "Oh good the feeling went away"

> repeat

> "oh, I'm pan-gender genderfuild"

> get disphoria about being gender queer bc I only started to feel like this a year ago ish

> feel weird about this one day and go downstairs to the balcony to get fresh air

> see mom and start talking with her

> she knows im queer and she's bi

> conversation leads to who can say the f slur

> tells her that the word was literally made against trans people (specifically trans women) so trans/gender queer people can say it

> end up asking my mom when I came out to her as genderfuild because I know I would have said it like it's no big deal

> she doesn't remember

> end up talking about how I realized one of my friends was bi before they did

> "yeah, I'm pretty good at that too. I knew you would turn out gay when you were little"

> what

> "when you were 2 or 3 I knew you would be non-binary because you would always check out women that walked by"

> what

> "not in a sexual way, you were a toddler. I mean you would always admire them as they walked by, but you would do it the same way with men"

> what

> "you also loved to dress as a princess, but would also be just as happy to dress as batman. You had this princess superhero costume would always want to go out in too."

> realizes that I've literally always been genderfuild

> it just took me awhile to realize

> thanks mom <3

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51, actually.

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Damn, if only I had any fun stories to tell! I don't do anything tho!! Ugh-

T h e b i r d s

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OK so I live on the 4th floor of my building, and I have a balcony - some pigeons came onto the balcony, and we like wildlife in this house so we didn't shoe them away

We also started feeding them awhile ago, someone tell me if you wanna hear more

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Damn, if only I had any fun stories to tell! I don't do anything tho!! Ugh-

T h e b i r d s

[randomraccoon0123]

I added you to my Tomodachi Life island and a magical girl named Anna May fell in love with you. What are your opinions on this.

slay girlypop.

also, JEFFKU

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I must kill this Anna May.