decriminalize swag

23 | he/they fanta lemon enthusiast

[ratafoolie]

they call me charcuterie cuz im that cracker with the meat

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[weaselknievel]

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[amberjacket]

This book is a Baroque painting

[threedollarsdotcom]

you can kill twinks eaesily with fire damage

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[sabertoothwalrus]

gear closeups from my tazb post

[ryan-sometimes]

iCarly was so wild in retrospect because you’d have normal Carly and Sam drama which would be like idk them beefing with a teacher and then in the B plot Spencer would be breaking out of Alcatraz or some bullshit to that effect

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[cryoverkiltmilk]

My gift to you is becoming an unskippable cut-scene.

[xultraviolentlightx]

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

[poyo-ice7]

ぽえ〜

[dorothylarouge]

[abitterberryblog]

i guess this means we'll be together forever!!

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show