RatCageHat

A thing on the internet composed mostly of other things on the internet.

[kierongillen]

And lo! THE LUDOCRATS has been re-unveiled properly. 

First real details over at the Hollywood Reporter but here’s the solicitation text…

The Ludocrats! The ludicrous aristocrats! A collision of the ornate fantasy of Dune and an M-rated Asterix & Obelix! Baron Otto Von Hades and Professor Hades Zero-K are here, and they’re going to save us all have a nice time. KIERON GILLEN (DIE, THE WICKED + THE DIVINE) and JIM ROSSIGNOL (Sir, You Are Being Hunted) write! JEFF STOKELY (The Spire) draws! TAMRA BONVILLAIN (Once & Future) colors! Clayton Cowles (BITTER ROOT, DIE) letters! The universe screams in pleasure, writhing, finally satisfied, complete, joyous!

It’s out on April 1st and its order code is FEB200052.

It will be extremely good to have this one out. 

[ontarom]

When I made it I knew it would have a shelf life of like, a week, so enjoy it for one last time.

[melaphantastic]

Reindeer photoset, as promised.

You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.

[catasters]

[creepyscritches]

I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points

[creepyscritches]

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Bong

[creepyscritches]

BING BONG BING BONG

[creepyscritches]

Big boy Bungus......

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[kyraneko]

fireplace shower one should be roasting a marshmallow or something

[distraughtlesbian-moved]

You know when Christians do that thing where they “tip” money but it’s actually a fake bill with some kind of scripture on the back? I’m going to get some of those but print “I’m gay, fuck you” on them and put them in the salvation army buckets

[pointnclick]

i feel like eric andres desk

[cornadious]

Beat to shit every day, but some how still there the next day?

[pointnclick]

[barcoque]

[sociolab]

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

[earthmoonlotus]

I really don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this

[aliyaraey-deactivated20171111]

Because this needs to be reblogged….

[jedda-martele]

I remember learning this for the first time as an adult. I had grown up thinking education was the great playing field leveler. So I was so furious to find out how very much it wasn’t anything of the kind.

[ayellowbirds]

This is a big part of why you’ll often see rich white people fussing about school district lines, because they hate the idea that their money is going towards the education of poor children.

[poetiic-motion]

^^^^^^^ BINGO!!!!!

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[tahramis]

Romeo killed the guy who was betrothed to juliet because he was angry the guy didn’t know romeo had a secret love affair with juliet.

[accidentalvillainy]

I mean it seems like all of Shakespeares plays are just people massively overreacting to everything

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

shakespeare wrote telenovelas for the elizabethan age

[retrofrill]

So savage, but so true

[sagaprefecturejet]

It’s been a rough one.

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

get on his fucking level, mickey

[queertoonish]

#mickey: who’ll have to endure this humiliation#donald: who’ll get to wear the pretty dress

[podle5]

GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY

[titenoute]

@modmad 

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

[steviemcfly]

July 10th, 1932: Antifaschistische Aktion, better known as Antifa, holds its first rally in Berlin.

July 10th, 2018: The GOP introduces the Unmasking Antifa Act of 2018 in the House, which aims to make antifascist activism punishable by fifteen years in prison.

If you’re not worried, you should be.

[badopinionray]

if antifa wasn’t a terrorist organization people would actually care.

[kylehasatumblr]

[vangoghsdaughter]

also, per this article:

“In more than 30 years of antifa activity, there has been one confirmed fatality caused by an antifa group member ― in 1993, when a Nazi in Portland, Oregon, was shot during a fight at a gas station. Far-right extremists, by contrast, were responsible for 670 fatalities, 3,053 injuries and 4,420 attacks in the United States from 1990 to 2012, according to a report from the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point.”

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

Dan Donovan, the Staten Island knucklehead who introduced the “Unmasking Antifa Act,” lost his bid for reelection by six points, lmao

[mimicdog]

racism isn’t just annoying it is literally traumatizing and a lot of brown and black folk have ptsd from the racism we have experienced. i feel like this isnt taken into account in any racism discussions had by white people and it’s honestly upsetting.

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]