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normals girl monster highg blong- pixiestein

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[fiendish-illos]

hey dont cry Autism Creature speculative biology

[cadillacjohnf1]

the Super Bowl kinda cracks me up because it's like:

strong men throw ball and get angry

strong men throw ball and get angry

beautiful touching musical performance celebrating a range of cultures and lamenting the current state of America

strong men throw ball and get angry

strong men throw ball and get angry

[singularsoldier]

Is this anything

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

yeeuuuppp thats me. i bet you want to pet me and feed me little crickets. but guess what. please do that

[moarf13]

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[smorpher]

Blaghaargghagaa with mama

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[fymo-blogs]

Kitty bonk :3

[ratcowboy69]

rip Gunnie Miggles-Rashbax, you would’ve loved to see the UnitedHealth CEO assassination

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[beemovieerotica]

I almost posted this without the professor-fucking part but I decided that it is in fact crucial to combating OCD. sometimes you have to fight fire with fire i.e. spiraling thoughts with strong negative emotions get countered with strongly emotive surprise, cringe, and humor

sometimes the OCD brain can't just be stopped from fantasizing completely, but you can redirect that anxious mental energy toward crafting a fictional setup and story that doesn't involve you or your fears at all

another thing I do is interrupt intrusive thoughts with a very conscious and deliberate "and then an elephant walks in." and I'd make myself commit to the bit. it would force me to reframe everything and specifically understand it in an absurdist context, make me confront how ridiculous the initial thoughts even were, and there is honestly no way to keep being serious and distraught about your what-if scenarios when you've introduced a fucking elephant into the mix. film studies professor is also that elephant.

so it goes from scary thoughts about my life -> step back. this is a weird fictional film now. -> characters are analyzing the film -> those characters are super messy and have their own problems, and I'm watching them now and eating popcorn at this soap opera

[therogueduchess]

I need you to understand that now I am seeing this whole scenario but the professor is an elephant. Exactly as described, an elephant wearing a cardigan and no I do not understand how it is managing the clapping noise with legs that bend the way an elephant’s do. And yes the students all still want to sleep with him

[beemovieerotica]

A+ ADDITION

[mevil]

slugs

[viralfrog]

[ratcowboy69]

[ratcowboy69]

monét’s slumber party coming out every two weeks instead of every week

[killerunicorn3]

[ratcowboy69]

crazy that adaine abernant, eleven oracle, could not get into hudol, yet Bloke Mode Kristen got in after being alive for at most??? a couple weeks???

[ratcowboy69]

my therapy appt today went so hard i fully forgot we have a new fantasy high ep today 😭