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Class: ...
Teacher: She actually stuck her head in an oven.
Me: What a hothead.
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Teacher: Does anyone know how Sylvia Plath died?
Class: ...
Teacher: She actually stuck her head in an oven.
Me: What a hothead.
Mom: You're being childish.
Me: *finishes Capri Sun* I know you are but what am I?
I'm having weird lucid dreams again. I keep ending up in a house I don't know with different scenarios. But it always ends in me confronting the person saying I forgive them, but don't miss them. I tell them I'm in a dream and this isn't real. Then they go on to tell me I'm in THEIR dream and to get out of their head. What does that even mean??
#SorryNotSorry
Typewriter Series #2151 by Tyler Knott Gregson
Me: *calls work after watching This Is Us*
Me: Sorry, can't come in today. I suffered a loss. Jack died.
Boss: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: Yeah it's the 20th anniversary.
Boss: Wait what.
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
This is all really good advice for dealing with long term depression and anxiety. It’s not gonna magically cure you, but I’ve pushed myself to incorporate a few of these things into my day to day routine and it helps
Me: cards, please give me guidance
Tarot: ur gay lol
Women of American Gods ➝ Laura Moon
Looove this character.
What magic are you? What wonderful sorcery? What graceful mischief?
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
The saga of animals who want you to know how great you are continues
Ceaseless Ramblings #74 #selfworth #poetry #poemsofinstagram #instapoet #instapoetry #igpoetry #poetsofinstagram #poetrycommunity #poetssociety #writing #instawrite #writers #writings #writersofinstagram #writerscommunity #quotestoliveby #selfworthquotes
Ceaseless Ramblings #73 #workinprogress #poetry #poemsofinstagram #instapoet #instapoetry #igpoetry #poetsofinstagram #poetrycommunity #poetssociety #writing #instawrite #writers #writings #writersofinstagram #writerscommunity #quotestoliveby
"I think I'm doing witchcraft"
Me, staring at a candle for a solid 23 minutes: ........
Me, swinging a pendulum: should I have macaroni and cheese for dinner?
Me, talking to rocks: hello I love you everyone gets to be kissed
Me, kissing my rocks: cleansed♡
Me, lighting incense and waving it around: YeSSS
Me, throwing herbs into a bottle: okay yeah uh rosemary represents like.. love. I think. This is a love potion. Yeah
Me, chugging piping hot tea: SELF CARE
SELF CARE.
Herbs you can grow indoors.
Made this list for my fellow witchies who like their kitchen to be full of the green stuff :
Basil : like lots of sun and warmth. More difficult to grow in the winter months
Bay : needs plenty of sun and fresh air.
Chives : needs at least 6 hours of sun and plenty of water.
Dill : prefers slightly acidic soil, needs plenty of sunlight, doesn’t need too much water.
Lemongrass : My personal favorite as you don’t plant it in soil. Grow in a couple of inches of water. Easiest to grow.
Mint : needs plenty of water and needs to be placed in an area with indirect light. Harvest frequently.
Oregano : does not deal well with cold and drastic temperature changes could kill it.
Parsley : Doesn’t require too much light or maintenance, but is a slow grower.
Rosemary : needs 6 - 8 hours of strong, direct sunlight. Only water when the top layer of soil feels dry. Needs good ventilation. A bit trickier to grow.
Sage : Needs plenty of sun.
Thyme : Needs 6 - 8 hours of sunlight a day and maybe even supplemental light.
Story of my life
Same. But always remember to rise above it.
Ceaseless Ramblings #71 Took this from some notes and they sound like song lyrics. I like it. Many thanks to those who stick around and enjoy my work! #poetry #poemsofinstagram #instapoet #instapoetry #igpoetry #poetsofinstagram #poetrycommunity #poetssociety #writing #instawrite #writers #writings #writersofinstagram #writerscommunity #quotestoliveby