[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[mysterypuppys]

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[postnuclearophelia]

i don’t like when people act like outdoor cat owners are evil incarnate like it just feels so like this specific type of mindset to think it’s evil to have an outdoor cat

[gunsandfireandshit]

i don’t like when people act like people who let their toddlers wander into traffic and eat endangered wildlife are evil incarnate like it just feels so like this specific type of mindset to think it’s evil to let your child get hit by cars and do incalculable damage to native ecosystems

[koiagain]

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

[noelle-ism]

[killerqueenmp3]

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[utopians]

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

[d94hxc]

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

[utopians]

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

[bunniope]

we transmitted the entirety of allrecipes.com into the brain of a dog and now he's an okay chef. like the food is passable

[bunniope]

like i guess i should've tempered my expectations a bit because 1. he's a dog and 2. allrecipes has some truly vile recipes on it but like. all of it. the whole website. idk i just expected more

[bunniope]

well you see the dog has the entire website in his brain so he kind of just has the good ones And the bad ones and since he's a dog he also doesn't really know the difference. so maybe you should consider all of that the next time you rudely insult my dog who is an average quality chef

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[angelicguy]

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

[itsbilby]

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

[angelicguy]

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

[importantcatpics]

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[boringkate]

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*