[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Don’t underestimate how badly I want to be around to name the next supercontinent

[declankendrick]

Pangea part 2 the gangs back together

[classichorrorblog]

Me at 12am on October 1st:

[maurypovichofficial]

I’d rather die than ask a crush if they like me tf

[teathattast]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[pascalation]

keanu reeves has the biggest big dick energy and that’s the tea

[hayleykiyokoblog]

[2k31]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[vladtheunfollower]

[ze-dominant-demon]

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

[skypig357]

I love him

[a-spoon-is-born]

DRESSAGE

[bears-official]

whunt L’FUCKE have u done of mine PAWSE

[arandomthot]

[yourgoat]

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[inquisitorpsyduck]

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[c3rvida3]

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

[c3rvida3]

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

[musashi]

Dick or no dick, this post has some of the biggest dick energy I have ever seen.

[dslur]

titties are so fucking iconic no offense

[humanimalgam]

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time