daddy's home

unknowable, unsettling, but overall uninteresting. he/they

[ratherfortunateghost]

I may not have any perception of time but I'll be damned if that keeps me from engaging in seasonal festivities

[ratherfortunateghost]

Forgetting things is so embarrassing, what do you mean you don't remember? I know I took in this information, where the hell did you put it?

[ratherfortunateghost]

The lion does not concern himself with cleaning his water bottle

[officiallordvetinari]

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate is getting really into Elden Ring, like playing it all hours of the day. I'm glad he's adjusting so well to modern technology but I want to use the TV sometimes too, you know?

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate saw me taking my meds and made me explain what each pill does. I guess medicine's changed a lot since his day because he seemed really interested. It's been a couple hours and he still keeps muttering things like "to think a healer could work such miracles..."

[officiallordvetinari]

ohhhh

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant girl roommate stole my fucking leftovers again

[ratherfortunateghost]

Dear Tumblr,

No thank you! I do not like the UI update.

Love,

Ghostie

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[bialkii]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[murder-of-dipshits]

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

[tlirsgender]

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

[tlirsgender]

Was anybody else playing dead the whole time they were teenagers or is that just a me problem. Like I'm 20 now and I'm like Oh shit I didn't do anything. Because I'm scared

[lakemichiganbaby-moved-deactiva]

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

[mallk-z]

There are people in the notes saying that the alternative reason is that they’re doing it because of trauma and i gotta say that

1) same. I did have this same problem and reason for doing it.

2) this is not actually an alternate reason. You guys also have a problem communicating and while you can trace exactly WHY you have trouble communicating that doesn’t mean it’s okay to treat everyone like they’re potentially your former abuser and that you DO still need to work on this.

[queeranarchism]

‘This behavior comes from trauma’ and ‘This behavior is harmful to you, to others and to your relationships with others’ are two truths that can co-exist, and that do co-exist quite frequently.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.

[elvis-parsley-chiapet]

Hay now, that’s how I-I get these locks of luscious emerald, the rock’n roll lifestyle ain’t for everyone mama

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

somehow, even after nearly twenty years of this damned website, they’re still coming up with new ideas

[saderplate7]

ok but can the stars magically align for ME

[saderplate7]

and my friends. especially my friends

[ratherfortunateghost]

Nothing makes me want to write fiction more than writing nonfiction that I am dispassionate about

[pukicho]

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

[teaboot]

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

[teaboot]

The clip is just 25 seconds of thumping noises followed by me assuring Ollie that Daddy is okay

[boot-tea]

I sent my carpet gremlins to trip you, not sorry.

[teaboot]

you again

[ratherfortunateghost]

You are not immune to being reactionary. You are not immune to an "us vs. them" narrative. You are not immune to making choices based on fear.

ESPECIALLY when you are hurt. ESPECIALLY when you feel unsafe. ESPECIALLY when your community is attacked.

Do not stop thinking critically. Do not stop leading with empathy. Do not stop listening and learning and asking why.