Lowkey quit my job today and now I have to find another one but in my defense I worked in a kitchen and the ac’s been broken for two weeks. It’s hotter than the outside. The outside is 90 degrees Fahrenheit. I’m not doing that shit anymore

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@boot-tea
Lowkey quit my job today and now I have to find another one but in my defense I worked in a kitchen and the ac’s been broken for two weeks. It’s hotter than the outside. The outside is 90 degrees Fahrenheit. I’m not doing that shit anymore
What
heh you cant laser me lmao
but i can laser you
my laser is covered in pretty multicolored plastic rhinestones and only takes five minutes to charge
I’ll eat the laser.
More documentation of Boot Tea’s depravity.
Says the war criminal
heh you cant laser me lmao
but i can laser you
my laser is covered in pretty multicolored plastic rhinestones and only takes five minutes to charge
I’ll eat the laser.
heh you like booty (get it? boot tea? booty?) (ok im sorry :[ )
shoots you with my super awesome laser cannon
Um boss sorry to trouble you, but um the laser... the aaaaaah yes the super awesome one, it take like 20 minutes to charge up, and also it trips a breaker if the baptismal soup warmer is also plugged in.
FUCK
yk I should have known the autism test would come up positive when they asked me to list as many animals as I could and I just started listing varieties of sharks
I arranged all the toys by size and category in the waiting room while they interviewed my parents
God that sounds so fun can someone pay me to do that
heh you like booty (get it? boot tea? booty?) (ok im sorry :[ )
shoots you with my super awesome laser cannon
yk I should have known the autism test would come up positive when they asked me to list as many animals as I could and I just started listing varieties of sharks
why is college so hard
it's the difficulty
well lower it then the fuck
In case your wonder what type of shi I’m gonna be posting
This post does not contain yellow so I approve ✅
I sodnt have mys glasses on is that a mnanta ray
My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that
Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass
It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE
After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.
Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
And on top of that, having operated CCTV at multiple locations now- my favourite and most comfortable one having excess of 60 cameras- it can be REALLY hard to suddenly jump to a different operating interface and display configuration, because all the muscle memory is wrong
On my COMFORTABLE system, the one I spent the longest time on, I never had to think about what code I needed to punch in. If I needed to watch a specific person, I could follow them all over the site without thinking about it.
Now at a different location, all the manual equipment and codes and lag and resolution are different, and it feels like going from playing the piano to driving stick shift on the left side of the road with my feet
The closest I imagine I can equate it to is like. Getting really really good at painting with a pair of prosthetic hands, and then suddenly having them swapped out with someone else’s
Panopticon ass bitch
@boot-tea
I think I wrote this in a past life
My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay
I’ll hit you with my cane
*looks around* been awfully quiet lately.
You doing ok @boot-tea ?
No I have midterms soon please kill me
Uni is so fucking funny because wdym I met and became friends with someone in real life whose eyes dawned with horrified recognition when I mentioned I had a tumblr blog called boot-tea
why is college so hard