dni if you like yellow

I hate that yellow fucker teaboot. no we dont kiss on the mouth stop asking that

[boot-tea]

yk I should have known the autism test would come up positive when they asked me to list as many animals as I could and I just started listing varieties of sharks

[boot-tea]

why is college so hard

[teaboot]

it's the difficulty

[boot-tea]

well lower it then the fuck

[mrknightonline]

In case your wonder what type of shi I’m gonna be posting

[boot-tea]

This post does not contain yellow so I approve ✅

[boot-tea]

I sodnt have mys glasses on is that a mnanta ray

[teaboot]

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass

It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE

After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

[teaboot]

And on top of that, having operated CCTV at multiple locations now- my favourite and most comfortable one having excess of 60 cameras- it can be REALLY hard to suddenly jump to a different operating interface and display configuration, because all the muscle memory is wrong

On my COMFORTABLE system, the one I spent the longest time on, I never had to think about what code I needed to punch in. If I needed to watch a specific person, I could follow them all over the site without thinking about it.

Now at a different location, all the manual equipment and codes and lag and resolution are different, and it feels like going from playing the piano to driving stick shift on the left side of the road with my feet

The closest I imagine I can equate it to is like. Getting really really good at painting with a pair of prosthetic hands, and then suddenly having them swapped out with someone else’s

[boot-tea]

Panopticon ass bitch

[ozempicofficial]

[beat-oot]

@boot-tea

[boot-tea]

I think I wrote this in a past life

[tea-toot]

My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay

[boot-tea]

I’ll hit you with my cane

[da-lil-muffin]

*looks around* been awfully quiet lately.

You doing ok @boot-tea ?

[boot-tea]

No I have midterms soon please kill me

[boot-tea]

Uni is so fucking funny because wdym I met and became friends with someone in real life whose eyes dawned with horrified recognition when I mentioned I had a tumblr blog called boot-tea

[boot-tea]

why is college so hard

[boot-tea]

how are the homunculus made? do you give birth? mitosis? HOW? do they just appear??

Have you heard of Jesus. It’s like that I think

[da-lil-muffin]

[dream-boot]

I don't usually help my annoying coworkers' minions, however... This is a matter that needs to be discussed. @boot-tea.

[boot-tea]

Fuck. He’s found my minions.

[alokedb0x]

HE GOT TO ME TOO

[boot-tea]

SHIT. Someone call the pope

[da-lil-muffin]

[dream-boot]

I don't usually help my annoying coworkers' minions, however... This is a matter that needs to be discussed. @boot-tea.

[boot-tea]

Fuck. He’s found my minions.

[teaboot]

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

[teaboot]

Misophonia queen

[teaboot]

continued

[boot-tea]

Shit do I have to become a Taylor swift fan to counter this

[kingkit7734]

Or, You Could Agree On Somthing For Once

[boot-tea]

I’d like to place a hit on this guy

[kingkit7734]

You Mean Teaboot Right?

You Mean Teaboot Right?!

[boot-tea]

yeah sure buddy

[da-lil-muffin]

Um, boss, directions unclear. Who are the holy hands for hitting directed at ?

[boot-tea]

kingkit7734 must die.

[teaboot]

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

[teaboot]

Misophonia queen

[teaboot]

continued

[boot-tea]

Shit do I have to become a Taylor swift fan to counter this

[kingkit7734]

Or, You Could Agree On Somthing For Once

[boot-tea]

I’d like to place a hit on this guy

[kingkit7734]

You Mean Teaboot Right?

You Mean Teaboot Right?!

[boot-tea]

yeah sure buddy

[teaboot]

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

[teaboot]

Misophonia queen

[teaboot]

continued

[boot-tea]

Shit do I have to become a Taylor swift fan to counter this

[kingkit7734]

Or, You Could Agree On Somthing For Once

[boot-tea]

I’d like to place a hit on this guy

[boot-tea]

Are you like some sort of anti or reverse tea-boot

yes I was born from just really really hating that guy