Eh Who Cares

Just a 15 y/o weeb

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[wurmhat]

when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just got her baby to sleep and the flight attendants are all whispering and the person next to me pulled out a fucking BLENDER Id go absolutely fucking apeshit

[nuclear-nigerians]

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[babyfairy]

[bandtshirt]

[blackdenimjeans3]

She too rich to have made that mistake

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[startrekdeepspacenine]

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[rainbow-ginger-butterfly]

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

[dobbyfreelife]

This made me laugh too hard

[ben-tavsan-deactivated20190526]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

He’s Florida Man.

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

“Place of Worship”

[treygotguap]

[cheruib]

there’s literally nothing more fun than being kind????? like? making someone feel loved and appreciated and seeing them smile and hearing them giggle?? sign me the fuck up

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[dapperalbinobudgie]

WPSD’s Brianna Clark said

FUCK BLUE LIVES

[pastelsandknives]

DEEDEE MEGA DOODOO

[cykelops]

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????