>:3

Croatian, 26

[evilwizard]

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

[wokeuplaughing]

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

[sandmandaddy69]

[official-german-gaming]

Ohh, er ist nur 12 geworden :(

[cordspaghetti]

happy deluxe revenge ❤️

[killjoy-swaggot]

i just unlocked a new level of undiagnosed neurodivergence with this remaster bro

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[goobie-goo]

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[sacred-portal]

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

[heirtocragflame]

I have no tail and I must wag

[howisthepope]

dead

[catcrumb]

[hoeratius]

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

[nohoperadio]

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

[angry-pink-moose]

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[kushblazer666]

[kuromi-hoemie]

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that