STREET RAT

WICKED. RAT CRYPTID. HAUNTS DUMPSTERS. OFFER ROADKILL.

[mechanicalangel-deactivated2023]

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

[valtsv]

i am the sexiest person alive. i am frightening to behold. i am a menace to society. i am going to fight god. i am falling asleep. i am a gargoyle on a church roof. i am the shadow that runs alongside your car at night. i am just some guy. i am a haunted theme park.

[creepish]

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

welcome to my blog. my target audience as i blog is god, who loves my posts and devours them when i offer the posts up like wine in a chalice. this is not because i am a prophet. it is not because i am holy or have special knowledge. it’s because i’m god’s silly rabbit. his silly, wicked rabbit. hope this clears things up. cheers

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[gunpla]

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[hotlocalwizards]

me when i leave my apartment

[cxrgans]

oh to be the town's cryptid living in a cave that children dare each other to come and visit.

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

anger the gods

[biandbitchy]

Me On Chopped

[thebootydiaries]

Judges: she’s just, she’s just shoving food into her jacket, she’s literally just here to steal food,

[april]

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

[hallowwen]

for the love of god, give the editors a raise

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[deductionsofasmittenfan]

My pronouns are That Bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”