[currenthell]

[onikaswardrobe]

[dakumata-deactivated20150111]

[yourheadinaplasticbag-blog]

[thatbitchsimone]

[luckychant-deactivated20171213]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[voguesessed]

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[babushkaat]

[logansdogmotif]

behind every gay mutant is a gayer, more evil, gay mutant

[jolliness-blog]

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[avantgardener]

just quietly making myself a pile of photos of the house that was slowly falling down throughout all of my childhood ….. always looked forward to seeing its tilt when we drove by !

[vomitingcupcakes]

oopsies i fell 🦄🧁🍭🐰🌈🫧🫀🍀