Garfield: Undertail of Two Kitties

oof

[yuissamidare]

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

[larviform-deactivated20210327]

spent all my growin points on the brain cells and huge meat Fresh out sorry

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[studentlifeproblems]

[minotauri]

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

[femcassidy]

haters will see you and roll initiative

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Girls is it wrong to just go hog wild? To just start swinging your arms like a banshee? To just be indiscriminately violent at the local Applebees?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Please stop sticking your hand into the sphere of annihilation.”

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[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

[allycattiny]

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[nomidot]

That’s better

[catsuggest]

evorybody pls be ready to experience tonighte’s mood

[cosmiagramma]

What is it, Cat?

[catsuggest]

profound cozitude

[catsuggest]

if im catch you not snugglinge … im willn’t hesitate

[malleusdraconiasbride]

willn’t hesitate to do what?

[catsuggest]

[jejwjwjwehehehebehsjsbwhajdnr-d]

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

[dragoknitter]

Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????

[setheverman]

minecraft

[stopinthenameofhumanity]