in the farthest corners of a solar-

-system made of ordinary people just like you. jim fisher and antonin lhotsky enthusiast.

[rattyallen]

(ANYTHING BUT) RATTY ALLEN a.k.a i changed my username.

hi i’m haxel wisteria (he/it/spark/gold) i’m 16 & i get the autism plus subscription for zero dollars a month. plural percussionist, first and foremost. ntb & matt johnson freak second, techdif freak third.

PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME. i am a fiend for conversation & i also do not bite i promise. my shit’s under the cut.

bassist. vocalist. jazz drummer. ukulele player. professional normal person about enter shikari & yale massachusetts & watsky & they might be giants &

you should totally listen to the music i like. enter shikari and watsky fans should talk to me. talk to me even if you don’t listen to the music i like i’ll find you something Please.

[ravioliet]

does anyone remember when grunkle stunkle won the funkle bunkle or is it all just hopeless

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[kosmogrl]

What does RPF stand for?

real people fucking? i think

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[veryluckyclovers]

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[glubby]

(Puffing out my chest) Yeah well i’ve been followed and eventually unfollowed by several popular niche bloggers i hold strange amounts of respect for so you’d better watch who you’re speaking to that way

[assignedmale]

[rattyallen]

i’m actually gonna make my own posts for once but This. This is a Call. I don’t necessarily looove strattland, but an animatic or art or ANYTHING of them to 1,000 light years away from the slime rancher ost would go insane. just an idea i’m spitting out use it as you please if you please when you please.

[anglaised]

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

[pursebeer]

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

[anglaised]

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

[mr-snailman]

| despite recent advancements in technology I am unable to type the riff from "take me out" by franz ferdinand

| you'll just have to imagine it

man i dunno what happened i feel like these two whacked me over the head with that fucking baseball bat while i was up at 5AM trying not to be awake. i thought someone else drew this but i couldn't find it so i had to make it real. maybe i dreamed it. sorry fisher you can totally tell who my favorite is lmao

(longtime followers might notice im doing an agneepath homage. what can i say. i saw that white suit and immediately wanted to mess it up. and, might i say, exercised considerable restraint.)

[dogpuppy]

[concepted]

Matt johnson really does smile like an autistic person who never learned how u are supposed to do it properly

[clowndraws]

mimicry