No snakes in the champagne room.

Snakes are a pain.

[imagine-loki]

imagine being a human and dating loki, one day you get sick and he takes care of you and gets you anything he think will help (wither you asked for it or not)

[rattysnuffles-blog]

FORCE FEED ME YOUR PENIS.

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I woke up feeling unhappy until I remembered thsat Tom Hiddleston exists. This elated mood quickly dissolved when I realised that he wasn’t in my bedroom, naked and chained to my bed.

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I had another Human Centipede nightmare (Fuck you, Tom Six.)

So there was this guy at the front of this centipede in prison and a neatly dressed butler was just standing there, very politely asking him what he wanted for dinner. The guy just screamed and vomited profusely. (FYI, I haven’t even seen any of The Human Centipede movies.)

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Me and my dawg (Neve.) :3

[fangirlhani]

When your OTP is so awesome that even with their limited screen time they give old married couple vibes every time they are on screen.

[rattysnuffles-blog]

*slap slap slap*

[heeeeresjohnny]

Does anyone else ship Jhonen/Nny? Because I sure do.

I met the guy and he says it’s 100% canon so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(Nny says he’s a snazzy smoocher)

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Oh hot damn...

[1st-1]

[rattysnuffles-blog]

I actually wouldn't be surprised.

[sherlock]

finally finished decorating and cleaning up my room and I’m very satisfied with the outcome :’)))

[rattysnuffles-blog]

And here's me thinking I have no life and more money than sense! Kudos.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DaliKwesha)

[sherlolly]

He IS a superhero for animals.

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Too cute for words. <3

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Doctor Who can be mind bindingly freaky... Stuff of nightmares indeed.

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Shit I say when I’m playing HL2:

“BUT ALLLLYYXX, I DUN’T WANNA GO TO RAVENHOLM.”

“I’m arranging dead zombies into erotic poses, do you mind?”

“Yeah, suck my crowbar.”

“HEEEEEYYYY, BARNEY.”

“FUCKING COMBINE PIECE OF SHIT.”

“I will dismember your head with a watermelon, just don’t ask how, watch and learn.”

“Damn, Breen looks just like Jeremy Corbyn.”

[rottencoconut]

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Bridget Jones's diarrhea.

(I read the book when I was in mental hospital.)

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My greyhound being happy. :3

[rattysnuffles-blog]

Rats are cool. I love creepy but cute things.

[consultingdads-deactivated20200]

[rattysnuffles-blog]

I play the violin. I'd love to get together with Sherlock and rosin his bow...

[foundbycmkosemen]

Atractaspis fallax, small-scaled stiletto snake. Source: Michael D. Kern

www.cmkosemen.com

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[snake-candy]

I don’t trust this shifty boy, not at all

[william-snekspeare]

I, in the other hand, trust him with my life

[rattysnuffles-blog]

So pretty. <3

[rattysnuffles-blog]

I can't be the only person to have noticed this.