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[stormtrprinstilettos]

On September 5th, we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Freddie Mercury.

Play “Somebody to Love” loudly and sing along!

Cuddle all the cats!

That’s what he would want!

Lover of life, singer of songs.

[raulsonfetus]

Misty: Delia! I adopted another gator!

Cordelia: Misty, how many is that this week??

Misty: Four..?

Cordelia: See! It's better than last week! You’re doing good.

Zoe: Uh Miss Cordelia, it's monday and it’s 10AM on a monday.

[raulsonfetus]

Misty to herself: Okay, don’t fall for Delia cuz if you don’t fall for her, there won’t be a single problem

Delia: [smiles in the cutest way possible]

Misty running upstairs: THERE'S A PROBLEM Y’ALL. THERE’S A HUGE PROBLEM.

[raulsonfetus]

Cordelia: Why are you laughing?

Misty: What? Can't I just laugh when I feel like it?

Zoe: Madison tripped and fell

[raulsonfetus]

Misty: Cordelia, is it true that you are what you eat?

Cordelia: Probably, why?

Misty: [weirdly grinning] then I could be you by morning

Cordelia: ...

Everybody else: [cracking up because of laughing]

Cordelia: Go to sleep, Misty

[raulsonfetus]

Zoe: So about your crush on Cordelia…

Misty: I don’t have a crush on her!

Zoe: ...

Misty: So she’s just someone I really like to stare at and when she’s not around, it ruins my whole entire day.

[raulsonfetus]

Cordelia: [curses in gay]

Misty: Hey Dee! No cursing in front of the baby.

Mallory: Uhm, it’s fine Misty, I don’t mind it.

Misty: No Mallory, I mean me.

Misty: I’m the baby.

[raulsonfetus]

Cordelia: I like girls who are environmentally aware.

Misty: *pointing outside* Look! That’s a cloud!

[raulsonfetus]

Misty: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Cordelia: What?

Misty: It becomes daytrogen

Cordelia:

Cordelia: I’m going to bed.

Misty: Good nitrogen

Cordelia: Stop it

[horny-potatoo]

Cordelia: I love touching Misty’s wet

Coven: *vomits*

Cordelia: I WAS GOING TO SAY HAIR!

[horny-potatoo]

Nora: Billie why did you cut your nails?

Billie: Oh just got bored of them.

Billie: So wanna go out tonight?

[horny-potatoo]

Cordelia: Have you noticed that Misty’s hair smells like lavender?I wish Hank had hair like Misty’s,or her cute lil nose,i wanna squeeze it so bad.

Myrtle: And yet,she still denies she is a lesbian.

[horny-potatoo]

Cordelia: Misty how do you feel about having kids?

Misty’s brain: Omg imagine having 64 small Cordelias playing all together.I would totally have her babies.Imagine how perfect their facial features would be plus their mother would be a Supreme so they would be like super babies.

Misty: Uhm i don’t know really..

[horny-potatoo]

Misty introducing herself to Cordelia’s friends while drunk: Hi I’m Misty gay

Cordelia: *cracks*

Misty: *anxiety attack* it’s not polite when you laugh at people’s lastnames.

[horny-potatoo]

Cordelia: Misty i want to talk to you about something and i want to be frank.

Misty: Okay can i still be misty?

Cordelia: *facepalm*

[horny-potatoo]

Misty: Delia what’s a strapon? Cordelia:

Madison:Something that’s gonna make you scream louder than you do so it’s a no from me.

[horny-potatoo]

Misty while playing a game on her phone: Fuck me i lost again.

Cordelia: Sure

Misty:

Cordelia: oh shit did that come out loud?