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hi i'm raven and i kissed mothmans ass ( I also go by Alva in addition to Raven these days, and would like to share that Red Bull tastes like blue raspberry and a meteorite I licked one time )

[ravenatural]

can’t believe I never thought to do this sooner, but! pinning my most relevant side blogs here, will update if needed

Art blog @ravenatural-art

Danny phantom side blog @clueless-one

writing side blog @schrodingersfic

main gda blog @halvah-kun ( yes it’s 2024 no I will not shut up about gay dessert anime no matter how long its been inactive )

Steven universe side blog @strawberrypinkstatic ( 50/50 if I’ll reblog an su post here or there tbh )

[ravenatural]

Sometimes reading comments on other people’s fics is a lot of trying not to get mad in the comments section on the authors behalf

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[roaldamundsen]

hopital

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[yesornopolls]

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onMay 29

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[symdog]

back at it again at krispy kreme

[micromontage]

😏😁 🏃🤸🤸💥–

[mrsterlingeverything]

We’re gonna be painting this shit on the town walls when the big solar flare happens

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[terrifiedmouse]

open rp

“Happy New Years, everyone!!  I can’t believe it’s already 2015” Shinji Ikari said as he partied like there was no tomorrow.  “I bet this is going to be the best year ever!!” he said full of life and joy.

[tsumik-i--remade-deactivated201]

“Shinji,” Obama said with a sigh. “I’m glad you are celebrating the new year and all, but dont you think there are more pressing matters to attend to?" 

"I know its new years, but its time for you to get into the fucking robot.”

[terrifiedmouse]

Shinji Ikari put down his Starbucks Mocha Light Frappuccino® Blended Coffee, looked at Obama right in the eyes and said “I voted for Ron Paul.”

[tsumik-i--remade-deactivated201]

[doodle-dust]

Friendly reminder that age verification is NOT safe, i repeat

THIS SHIT IS NOT SAFE!

[nariiminus]

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[karmareleased]

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.