🔮 Beholder Supremacy ✨

32 | agender | they / he Icon by Anaïs Mirliaz Header by sirwoop Background by David Martin

[tunefulcandour]

oooooh the cover's coming soon ooooh you're so excited ooooh you're gonna watch it when it comes out oooooh

[jaffre]

the boy's out!

[tunefulcandour]

it's got English subs if you wanna see what we've been cooking up 🔥

[knightouttatime]

I made this as a reaction image to a friend and now i gift it upon all of you, go wild

[titsay]

orange

[neo-my-geo]

So @pinapin and I were talking about what would happen if you wrote a fic using a D20 to determine the outcomes of everything that a character attempts to do, and it snowballed into a full blown D&D fantasy AU

Race/class details below the cut!

Scout - half-orc/way of the drunken bonk master monk

Soldier - human/genie warlock

Pyro - ???/dragonblood sorcerer

Demo - triton/war wizard-fighter multiclass

Heavy - dwarf (with gigantism)/glory paladin

Engie - needs no introduction/artillerist artificer

Medic - vampire/order of the profane soul blood hunter

Sniper - human/sniper (tf2)

Spy - changeling/soulknife rogue

(ft. original scrapped soldier sheet; yes, Merasmus is his patron)

(and also ft. other sketches)

ignore the drow, this isn't about him

[pinapin]

[jaffre]

(thru gritted teeth) i love javascrip i love javascript i love javascript

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[jaffre]

havent figured a name for the alchemist yet

[science-whore]

pokémon evolution chains we need

[science-whore]

Some important additions:

[surfingpichu]

Because it's impossible for me not to chime in I wanted to add that glitch pokemon evolutions in Gen 1 are also just on another level.

I present to you: Every single one of these which is possible to achieve in a Gen 1 game

[science-whore]

Could you give me the names of those glitch Pokémon 👀

[surfingpichu]

Oh heck yes

The first one of these is actually a TON of different lines but here are some examples:

Things like to evolve into Clefairy idk

An example of the second:

Many Paths, One destination:

Skipping right to the end

And whatever the heck all this is

Thank you for your time please go fourth and make your game throw up pokemon.

[science-whore]

Oh god. Now I want to chart all of them.

Is there a dedicated glitch wiki, or did you pull those from Bulba?

[surfingpichu]

These were from Bulbapedia but there IS a dedicated Glitch pokemon Wiki over here

It's an archive based on Glitch City Labs which was unfortunately shut down in 2020. Still a great resource for learning about any and all things Glitch Pokemon.

[science-whore]

Oh my god. A dedicated wiki. It makes me so happy not to have to run into Fandom’s bullshit 😭

[surfingpichu]

Believe it or not, it was even better when it was a dedicated site. I knew the guy who ran it a long time ago through a forum actually. Really cool dude. Sad to see the site go, but it's understandable.

[science-whore]

You’re breaking me, man

[surfingpichu]

I'm just so proud to watch another person go off the deep end into this.

This is exactly what I hoped to inspire.

[science-whore]

Absolutely deranged.

[surfingpichu]

Is it not a thing of beauty? Is this not exactly what you asked for?

I'm absolutely cackling this is amazing. Thank you for making this, you're doing the lords work.

[science-whore]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[torstherapy]

[jaffre]

the local alchemist in the village of hessla

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[jaffre]

heatwave killing me so i made the sisters be hot and sweaty

[jaffre]

ive been conking out so much during the day bc of the heat its wild