mvrinvmvddox:
“why do people underestimate how petty i am? like, my neighbor constantly plays loud music in his backyard while my windows are open, usually really early, too, and i’m not a morning person. so, at first, i just complained to him and that, of course, did nothing, even after telling him to essentially fuck off about ten times. so then i decided to just start playing my music even louder from my bedroom windows. he came and complained once, and all i said was “sorry, i was just trying to hear it over your loud ass music.” and he was so stunned and so pissed that he couldn’t even respond before i slammed the door in his face. whoops. at least the music stopped.”
“ that story just made my day, thank you for that. “ raven laughed for a moment. “ i think a lot of people tend to underestimate others. but being petty can certainly be a fucking asset i wish i was better at being petty. i think i need to learn a thing or two from you. “
