I post pictures of geriatric birds with funny text

Molagboop's Raven Beak shitpost repository

[ravenbeakmemes]

[granpuff]

What voice do yall imagine when you read "nice cock!" For me it's the announcer from Mario Golf Toadstool Tour

[metalbatteryzone]

Getting caught in the Space Pirate's Mothership

[ravenbeakmemes]

IMPORTANT!

Would you smooch a bird?

Heck Yeah

Heck Yeah

Heck Yeah

Heck Yeah

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

[metroid-prime-ribs]

Have a one of these!

[molagboop]

what would you do if you met Raven Beak

kil him.

KISS him on his nice beak

ask him where the bus stop is

slap his bald head

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[ampervadasz]

[grawly]

alarm cock idea: windows 95 startup sound and then the sounds of a hard disk being read to emulate the way you’re also booting up like a computer.

[grawly]

Oh

[samusland]

[sockablock]

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

[cowboy]

well i'll be

[wordswithimages]

[isawken]

*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called “friends :)” on my desktop*

[isawken]

*goes into the folder and clicks and drags you around the screen for fun so it’s like you’re on a rollercoaster, or perhaps a big twisty slide*

[hackercult]

touching the insides of a machine is erotic

[animentality]

[danted2a-metroid-fan-base]

[standarddrake]

I am glad to see that there’s plenty of people who feel the same about this thing.