Harry Potter and the Gay Insomniac

• Incorrect quotes • Wolfstar • Harry Potter Art • Marauders • Welsh, Harry Potter obsessed asexual•

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[prettyremus]

—Remus Lupin, 1993

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Ravenclaw: I would really like to stop existing right now...

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw, DON'T SAY THAT!

Slytherin: Same, bro! Up top!

Hufflepuff: SlyThEriN!

Slytherin: I mean, no no yeah avoid death and stuff yeah

[whitepeopletwitter]

[morphmaker]

This is a reference to that meme from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw normally: I don't want to do anything. I have no energy. I need a vacation from life.

Ravenclaw when sick: I have so much stuff to do! I should reorganize my house, write a book and maybe even get all my chores done.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

Don’t call me out like this.

[plannedparenthood]

Today we mourn, honor, and remember the transgender people who were murdered because of their gender identity or expression.

[prettyremus]

[ deleted scene from Prisoner of Azkaban ]

Sirius: So, how have you been?

Remus: I wrote a song about you.

Sirius: Really? Can I hear it?

Remus:

[happymonsters]

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

I want to come out to my two closest friends and I know that they'll be fine with my identity but the only thing I'm worried about is having to explain all of the lies I've told them because I was so scared of the truth before. It's twenty to two in the morning and I'm just stressing out to the point where my insomnia is getting the best of me and even my medicine isn't working so I don't know what to do. I am so lost at the moment.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

Okay, I'm finally about to do it over WhatsApp. I just need to get this off my chest and hopefully I'll be able to sleep better tonight. I'm so nervous but I don't care, this is what I want and I'm not letting my anxiety get the best of me.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

THANK GOD THIS NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER! I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING I AM SO RELIVED THANK FUCK OH MY GOD! I'm happier than I have been in weeks. Thank you to the ace community on Tumblr for making me realize that it is okay to be ace.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

My friend watched a video about asexuality after I came out so she could understand my sexuality better I'm crying I'm so glad to have supportive friends. I'm not even worried about the chemistry test tomorrow that I haven't revised for this is the best I've felt in ages. Fuck my depression, I'm so happy right now.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

I want to come out to my two closest friends and I know that they'll be fine with my identity but the only thing I'm worried about is having to explain all of the lies I've told them because I was so scared of the truth before. It's twenty to two in the morning and I'm just stressing out to the point where my insomnia is getting the best of me and even my medicine isn't working so I don't know what to do. I am so lost at the moment.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

Okay, I'm finally about to do it over WhatsApp. I just need to get this off my chest and hopefully I'll be able to sleep better tonight. I'm so nervous but I don't care, this is what I want and I'm not letting my anxiety get the best of me.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

THANK GOD THIS NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER! I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING I AM SO RELIVED THANK FUCK OH MY GOD! I'm happier than I have been in weeks. Thank you to the ace community on Tumblr for making me realize that it is okay to be ace.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

I want to come out to my two closest friends and I know that they'll be fine with my identity but the only thing I'm worried about is having to explain all of the lies I've told them because I was so scared of the truth before. It's twenty to two in the morning and I'm just stressing out to the point where my insomnia is getting the best of me and even my medicine isn't working so I don't know what to do. I am so lost at the moment.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

Okay, I'm finally about to do it over WhatsApp. I just need to get this off my chest and hopefully I'll be able to sleep better tonight. I'm so nervous but I don't care, this is what I want and I'm not letting my anxiety get the best of me.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

I want to come out to my two closest friends and I know that they'll be fine with my identity but the only thing I'm worried about is having to explain all of the lies I've told them because I was so scared of the truth before. It's twenty to two in the morning and I'm just stressing out to the point where my insomnia is getting the best of me and even my medicine isn't working so I don't know what to do. I am so lost at the moment.

[ravenclaw-unicorn]

GOD I hate aphobes.

[livralph]

Remus is tall and you can’t change my mind

I love that half of the fandom sees Remus as tiny and Sirius as this tall buff jock dude

But.

According to Harry Potter wiki.

Sirius is five foot nine and a half inches.

And Remus.

Remus is sIX FOOT TWO INCHES TALL.

Remus is like five whole freaking inches taller than Sirius. And if you don’t think that is amazing then I don’t know what to tell you.

Sirius is a freaking drama queen and would always act so offended when Remus jokes about his height and would say something stupid about Remus being to tall, but really he’d love it

Maybe because Remus could put his arm over Sirius’ shoulders and he’d just tuck in perfectly?

Or since when he wore Remus’ cardigans and knitted jumpers they would be so big on him yet he’d still steal them because he likes sweater paws and loves that he can take something that feels and smells like home with him when he had to leave to his parents house?

And, who am I kidding, Sirius would pull Remus down to kiss him by his school tie all the time because he can’t reach and he wants to kiss his tall ass boyfriend for Merlin’s sake.

He’d still like being the big spoon just to pretend he’s taller that Remus and so that he can hold his cute, nerdy, quiet boyfriend and hope that for one night neither of them would wake up from a stupid nightmare.

Anyway. Remus is tall, Sirius is short.

And I think that is the best thing ever and if you don’t agree. Well.

I love tall Sirius and shorter Remus in a very different way but almost just as much.

[prettyremus]

Harry Potter wiki is a fan site and the heights listed for the characters are the ACTOR’S heights but go off 😂

THE BOOKS say Sirius is tall. Like so tall he’s intimidating. Remus’s height is never mentioned therefore unnoticeable therefore he’s average.

[bgb16999]

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

[lyuvanoo]

Who can guess what they’re dressed as?

[aestorias-deactivated20210218]

gryffindor: karaoke parties at midnight, loving friends, will not stand for your bullshit, lives out of spite, oversized sweaters, probably did the stupid thing, loves their animals more than anything, socially akward, just wants peace

hufflepuff: done with your shit, sends memes to their friends, thrift-shopping, doesn’t care about opinions, wins at snowball fights, great fashion taste, never judges anyone, throws random finger guns, very competitive, plays the ukulele

ravenclaw: messy hair, curious about things, neat notes but failed the test anyway, hot tea, lives for fuzzy socks, knows a lot of random facts, easily embarrassed, loves to write, goes to art museums for the aesthetic, photography

slytherin: doesn’t know what’s going on, really emotional, loves horror movies, cries when reading sad things, astrology, dreams big, if they really want something they’ll get it, eye gazing, know-it-all, rosy cheeks, loves a good book