I could take the how to train your dragon books like 30% more seriously if the characters had normal names but no the writer of the books that fundamentally shaped my values and defined my childhood named her characters stuff like Fishlegs. Squidface the Terrible. Snotface Snotlout. Chucklehead. Literally Hiccup
that one kid who's literally just called "Clueless" like that's his entire full government name












