cacophanous

"North" Dakota White as All Fuck, enjoys sleep depreviation Hella rad guy with a hella rad face, willing to chat with anyone really

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[theinturnetexplorer]

[femputations]

mewtwo is savage

[idktimdrake]

I need more pokemon shaming

[perceptionsofabrokenreality]

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[turbolesbo]

youre only a true straight ally if you rp a gay couple with your brother in front of a massive audience

[turbolesbo]

#being an ally is rping 2 lesbian couples with yourself in front of a massive audience

griffin truly is the One True Straight Ally

[turbolesbo]

the tea????

[beatriceoftheday]

Beatrice’s design is absolutely genius because here you have this cute Regency era romance novel looking girl

but then she says shit like this

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?

On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.

(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)

I… I can’t…

[lunarhalo24]

It goes even further than that.

Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.

The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.

The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:

Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.

Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.

[lmaonade]

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[lmaonade]

PUNISHED FOR COCK AND BALLS CRIME

[long-ago-1234567890]

“#dick”

[gaygirlslife-deactivated2019020]

List of reasons I love my girlfriend

List of my girlfriend’s flaws

[sugarplumlesbian-deactivated201]

@butchknight

[long-ago-1234567890]

@lesbiantsuyu

[nickkahler]

[willigula]

Goat Tower, Wolf Creek State Park, IL, c. 2010

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

GOAT TOWER!!!!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

GOAT FUCKING TOWER, BABEY!!!!

[metalhearted]

This guy loves this job!

[kiss-me-im-irish-baby-blog]

This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol

[sleepyai-deactivated20251211]

im wheezing omg

[colt-kun]

A+

[faidflourite]

As someone who used to make these suits, let me actually break it down one further. The face has to be controlled by slipping your hand out of one of the sleeves and up through the neck. Not only does this person have great control of the facial expressions, but they’re able to swap between control hands almost seamlessly (you’ll notice in the first part they’re using the left hand for facial expressions, in the group photo, they’re using the right). They have awesome control, this is seriously such a well-constructed suit and skilled person controlling it.

[hungry-like-virginia-woolf]

Are you sure it’s not just a bear

[gaskarht]

[ibmblr]

Travel fluently.  

Overcoming the language barrier can be the most challenging part of travel. But now, you may never get lost in translation again with Translate One2One from Lingmo. The Watson-powered earpiece can translate 9 different languages in near real-time. Using natural language processing, it also understands syntax and cultural context such as slang—meaning you can ask for a place to chill, without being offered an overcoat. 

[cartnsncreal]

once you’ve updated to ios11 it’s under emergency sos! 💕

Here’s what it looks like for Android

This. And a Pepper spray !

BUT WHO TO CALL WHEN POLICE ABUSE? 

[dajo42]

okay cool whats the opinion on girls who have high strength and power level big muscle but are also generally soft and squishy to the touch maybe a lil chubby round the tum area

[oogityboogityboo]

reblog if you support the stronk but soft girls 

[melisica]

[my-life-as-a-cat]

[ssaisstopsexualassaultinsch-blog]

Consent Education.

[the-psychlife]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[unedited-spoonie]

And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera.

[babypinkb1tch]

Idc if this doesnt match my theme

[pink-nympho]

Consent is so important to know about!!

[flipface4]

I know I avoid any sexual content on this blog but this is insanely important.

[asexualautistic]

This post is important and the pillow comment is funny

[ajleanon5]

CONSENT!!!!!!