More Screaming

Funny things for me to see

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[pbd]

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

[autumnhobbit]

the fact that op is a WHAT

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[stormcloudtheannoying-deactivat]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

How to make anything you do sound suspicious.

Be mostly specific.

I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”

“I met with a friend who is alive.”

“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

[onceiwashere]

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

[silver-tongues-blog]

Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

[hermitcrabofficial]

im legit waiting a full 10 minutes to recharge urbosas rage just so i can kill this bitch in one hit

[darthbanes-deactivated20160626]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

[hornedbooty]

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

[a-sadist-at-play-45-deactivated]

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

[hornedbooty]

oooo!!! buzzkill syndrome, i see. a true example, what a case study.

[melon-official]

a studey, if u will

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

[cosmic-radiation]

They’re doing what

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

challenging God it seems

[spiderboyneedsahug]

what in the goddamn fuck

[elysian-nox-galaxy-blog]

i think the best part about this is that the author hasn’t changed her twitter username

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

shakespeare whom? i only know Runescape Kaur and Imaginator 1d

[giddy-goblin]

this is the clown timeline this is the clown timeline this is th

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[gdi-fridays]

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

[meanplastic]

This was a rollercoaster

[abracafuku]

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[just-life-tingz-deactivated2019]

I don’t think you understand the weight of a Phineas and Ferb song

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[nerdgasrnz]

Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze and a leaf hits his face and he eats it

[principalcellist]

[steampunknekoboi]

Honestly, I’m surprised Canada didn’t try this first

[avengingthenormandy]

You wanna know why we didn’t try this first?

That’s the size of some of our leaves.

[fools4love]

That’s not even an argument that just means more food

[memescomedy]

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

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