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[asmobby]

[grainy ass…that’s not even a dick pic, what the hell is that? It looks like someone severed one of Cthulhu’s tentacles and deep fried it.]

...honey what am i looking at right now?

[peacocksandpinotnoir]

what the hell is that

[ravensandroses]

oh dear, did someone drop their strap in the deep fryer?

[aalmaluar]

The Trap

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[darktraumabomba2]

The light in the dark.

[depsidase]

[glyndarling]

Some floors are made of lava. Other floors...

[stretchygazelle]

Alright, me and three other guys have a very important photo to take

[notdelusionalatall-deactivated2]

[cherryredreaper]

oh to have a beautiful white haired trans boy in my bed.

[ravensandroses]

Grelle…did you forget our husband…

[important-animal-images]

[fexalted]

[image description: reddit post by Elanadin, reading: "I took my boy to the vet. This is how he felt about it." the post has a flair label reading: "Calm down, dear kitty!"

attached is a photo of a brown tabby cat standing on top of a high cabinet in a vet's office. his mouth is open wide and one can assume he is meowing quite loudly.]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[asmobby]

DID YOU GET MY BUTLER PREGNANT?????

....did i?

[ravensandroses]

you did.

[ravensandroses]

..

[nortism]

The four genders

[ravensandroses]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime I’m fucking a grim reaper on phantomhive time

[cum-before-the]

Some girl sneaks into your home and gags you and binds your limbs together to drag you back to her van but she only just got her drivers license and she’s really not confident at the wheel and it becomes too much so she has to stop on the side of the road for a bit eventually she opens the back and demands you drive instead and you can tell from her red eyes that she very clearly just got done crying

[ravensandroses]

@cherryredreaper

[junibrainless]

death threats from a 4yo is just sooo... mwah *chef's kiss*

[layla4ever-deactivated20221119]

When lingerie ads had women with pubic hair...this is what they took from us 🚬😞

[ravensandroses]

so did you and ciel ever........ yknow.......

Please elaborate. I cannot discern your question from mere nothingness

[asmobby]

lord asmodeus have I ever told you how pretty you are <3

maaaybe :3 whos this from? you may already have but you can do it again <3

[megalofag]

reeks of that British demon you guys like so much.

[asmobby]

oh michie? it probably is him isnt it. hes such a sweetie <3

[megalofag]

didn’t he like. Terrorize and groom a Victorian child?

[asmobby]

oh what and you havent?

[megalofag]

i try not to groom outside of my immediate family.

[ravensandroses]

that sounds perhaps like a skill issue.