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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Minecat
love how wholesome this is
me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you
me, a writer, 20 minutes later: oh it’s because i just wrote the exact same sentence two paragraphs ago
This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.
Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.
i’m in love with these terrible dogs
They’re just so well shaped……….
Mont giving us some GREAT material the last couple days.
If he's paying for stuff in vibes, does that mean he might end up paying with a... vibe cheque...?
i will shoot you on sight
my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this
Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao
Im sorry i cant fucking be her
his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦
Oooh noooooo
is it so wronge to nap
nope!
good
Where I get me a man like this???
check the morgue on the fifth of july
yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho
my brain every night:
Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl.
please talk me i am no longer angy
me after the therapist peels back all the layers of mental defense mechanisms
*mission impossible plays*
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?