Je ne serai pas comme ça si j'avais vu la vie riche

Fuck ts, whose enrolling in the Navy with me?

[ihatenotreading]

She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream

Hiya, I'm Ari and as always I'll also take any names in "A" (even Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänka!!)

He/Him : probably gay idk

I'm french!! And I have a side blog : @parisien-officiel where I talk about languages, countries and Hetalia/CH shit posts, feel free to interact!!

I'm also on a RP blog of Chase Davineaux on @inspecteur-chase-davineaux where I relentlessly and bravely purchase LA FEMME EN ROUGE!!!

And I have 4 other side secret blogs you'll never find...

I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips

Music: gorrilaz, sombr, tame impala, village people, eminem, 2-pac, IAM, Daniel Balavoine, Maneskin, Nirvana, Florence + the machine, Sinic, radiohead, Chappell Roan, blink-182, cigarettes after sex, AC/DC, green day and...way more :)

Fandoms: riordanverse, kotlc, alsnt, snk, bllck, orv, tshd, mha, bleach, fma, hetalia, hq, tpn, kny, HxH, Undertale,

Things i want to watch/read: heated rivalry, project hail mary, versailles, windbreaker, hazbin hotel, tadc, jjk, nimona

I'm in love with the drugs, but they don't love me back

I am proud to be apart, and number one of: The fuck timezones trio!! Composed of: @ihatenotreading @la-femme-bordeaux & @tired-shipper -> all united against time and zones!! Meet my moots -> here Old intros -> here and here and here Note: I am a minor - if you are a MDNI blog then please DNI, basic DNI, please don't get into my DM's without permission or I will block and report as scam (ik its a lot, but i genuinly will have to do so for personal issues parents) Tags: #ari gets an ask for once / #ari rates stuff / #ari gets emotional / #fuck timezones / #love you lots ana (for everytime @/apjofan is nice, which is often) and newly created : #canadian moots and #french moots (two moots are french, the other french moots speak french!!) "We are here, we are queer, we are blowing up your house" - anon on yasbm

[wetchickenbreast]

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[ihatenotreading]

@akutagawascoathanger & @iamjoyandflowers

[idkwhattoputbroo]

when I'm president I'm gonna make the 4th of July all about eating popsicles

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[cigsanddepresso]

Yeah I am becoming a poète maudit rn gimme just a second. Fuck life.

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[star-sstruck]

Soup

However, within the soup we have:

Older brother

Angsty hyper pop

T h e v o i d

✨nature ✨

[vyncent-in-static]

uhhh so for my gender soup we’ve got

navy blue

stars

the depths of hell

fallen angels

grandma jewellery

animal bones

and mike wheeler

[frvr-fizzy-22]

stars if they were candy and confetti and aluminium foil

[melancholic-whimsy]

exists in its absence

[cigsanddepresso]

Arthur Rimbaud’s gender but both bsd and irl

[ihatenotreading]

a duck walking from side to side with dark thoughts

[teaboot]

Someone in my apartment complex is playing the bagpipes at bagpipes volume

[introvertia]

Unless you’ve ever been in a room with a bagpipes player you have no idea how fucking loud bagpipes volume is.

[teaboot]

I have in fact several times been in a room with a bagpipes player and can fully confirm that this is absolutely the volume at which bagpipes Are

[teaboot]

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

[normalbeast-downformaintenance]

holy shit you’re not wrong

[justpretendivedeletedthisaccount]

I'd feel better about this whole rant if Olaf weren't queer-coded. It might be largely the voice acting – the lisp, the inflection especially – but he's got massive "harmless gay sidekick" vibes. And if you're actively critiquing that? Sure, great, go all out. Hate whom you will. Say whatever you want about how "gay" is equated with "harmless silly sidekick used for comic relief, with no serious bearing on the plot, literally inhuman and treated by Serious Human Characters as... well,a sidekick, peripheral to your life and safe to ignore.

But if you're not engaging critically with that aspect of his character and are just overwhelmed with hatred whenever you see or hear or think about the queer-coded character and his mannerisms make you feel violent, that is a little bit. Uncomfortable. At best.

[teaboot]

what on God's green earth are you talking about

[fuck-your-pity-party]

See sometimes I wonder why I’m still on this website, and then posts like this come along. Amazing. 

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

me reading this post like

[mayfeir]

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[marklesterx]

[no-one-offical]

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[ihatenotreading]

ok so yall im leaving tomorrow i wont see you for 10 days gosh- um i hoped ill have atleast a bunch of notes but wtv

see you guys :)

[wright-official]

nooooo :((

i hope you have fun 🥹

[ihatenotreading]

thank you! I really hope so too, but hey, i got a bunch of french flags im planning to hang around for the 14 July with my friend, so its sure to be fun :D

[ihatenotreading]

ok so yall im leaving tomorrow i wont see you for 10 days gosh- um i hoped ill have atleast a bunch of notes but wtv

see you guys :)

[justcallmedom31]

[mackszeen-deactivated20220921]

did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

[old-posts-archive]

22 October 2013

[no-one-offical]

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[hylian-prosecutor]

Great American pastime: staring with contempt at the fireworks being set off after midnight and whispering "IT'S JULY FIFTH" as loudly as you can with your sibling

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close