anxiety boy

20 / he-him

[kirkwallschampion]

Hawke: *after a long and hard battle* Okay sound off! Give me a “hell yeah” if you’re conscious!

Fenris, Varric, and Anders in exhausted unison: hell yeah

[valtsv]

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

[m1lfbatman]

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

[hungwy]

I don’t actually wanna talk to anyone on here but know i have profound love and respect for my mutuals

[gayestgen]

[hungwy]

I specifically respect and cherish you the most, Spaghetti Minecraft iCarly mutual

[harold-thats-gay]

I see…

[buntanteen]

[incorrect-dragonagequotes]

Varric: The Hawke I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Cassandra, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie, bro."

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[bwunni]

pretty pink cottage

[straightboyfriend]

some of y’all are like “i’m gay i’m gonna commit crimes & do arson uwu” but can’t even ask the cashier for extra ketchup coz u have anxiety so what’s the truth 😕

[wjsnlogy-deactivated20190305]

We were lost in a fantasy Chasing those memories It’s like I can taste you I swear to God I still taste you

[bluehairedspidey]

me: *says something funny*

friend: asdfklygtfrdsxcvgh

me:

[animatedtext]

[chloeeform]

[jelff-deactivated20190504]

please don’t wake the children  (i’m way more active on twitter now, come say hi!)

buy me a coffee ☕

[garrett-hawkes]

The Warden, immediately after letting the assassin who just tried to murder them join the party:[sigh] I can’t believe I’m gonna fuck him

Alistair: You don’t have to???!!

The Warden: No I’m gonna

[knowwhatimeme]

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[sextbook]

[sandandglass]

[a-melior-ate]

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv