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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5
i have terrible news about the economy
they raised the price of monster bang :(
Monster bang inflation 😵💫
monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺
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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
i am not immune to sevagoth prime's.... assets.
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guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.
Pour one out for butt dyke house
Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.
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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
is anybody gonna help the old man up
when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
A little compilation of excerpts where Tobias describes the Papas
Papa I
“He represents everything that is sacred, powerful and authoritative. But it’s humourous as well. He’s Freddie Mercury, Adolf Hitler, Dracula, Marlon Brando and the Pope rolled into one.”
Anger rouses Papa Emeritus from his near slumber: “Don’t forget John Holmes!”
The Nameless Ghoul sighs and corrects himself, throwing the 13-inch-cocked porn star into the mix: “He’s like Freddie Mercury, Adolf Hitler, Dracula, Marlon Brandon, The Pope AND John Holmes rolled into one.”
“Thank you”, says Papa E. (Metal Hammer 4/2012)
Papa II
You say that the covers [on If You Have Ghost EP] match the personality of Papa Emeritus. Who is Papa then?
“I’d say there’s a general false impression that he’s a monster, but he’s more of a real gentleman, combined with such fictional characters as Don Corleone and Dracula. I mean, Bram Stoker’s Dracula. And the Phantom of the Opera. He’s a grumpy old broken man. And he’s as macho as he is connected to the softer, more feminine part of himself. He’s frail, but he’s also too old to care. He is the embodiment of everything I - and many others - would find impressive and entertaining. (laughs) He’s terribly masculine. And a romantic soul. But also pitiful. He’s just a sad old man.” (Spark Rock 4/2013)
Papa III
“The new one seems to be a little bit of a butthole. But we don’t know him very well yet. But he’s obviously a close relative to Papa II and they both seem to be of sort of the same material. (Decibel 9/2015)
“We don’t know him that well yet, because he hasn’t been around that much. But so far he seems mellow.” (Revolver 9/2015)
“He represents this frustrated old guy who hates everyone, especially himself. But despite his wounds and his darkness, he has a sense of humour and is endearing, like most of my heroes. The late actor Christopher Lee was an inspiration to me. In many ways, he is Papa.” (Metallian 7/2015)
Papa IV
He’s a macho man, but still pathetic and that makes him funny because he is a fool, but in a shitty kind of cute way. (x)
“He’s a mixture between Dracula and Chief Inspector Clouseau. Sort of a strong, somewhat charming, but still sort of pathetic man, with slightly more bark than bite. Kind of a mid-sized dog. Not really ferocious, but one hell of a bark.” (x)
In summary
Papa I: Dracula
Papa II: Dracula
Papa III: Christoper Lee (but make it Christopher Lee’s Dracula)
Papa IV: um…Dracula
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.