[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[kovir]

[drearyhours]

i dont think the tumblr unfollowing glitch is real

[drearyhours]

mutual: what the fuck dude whyd you unfollow me?

guy whose about to invent the tumblr unfollow bug: oh?  you havent heard?

[p0rth0s]

it’s not a real party until s o m e o n e ’ s smallclothes are pinned to a chantry board.

[familiarplace]

[c3po]

i’m scared of walgreens

[c3po]

when i went to america i really Did not like walgreens. it’s not like real life in there it is something else. first of all i entered and the checkout guy goes “welcome to walgreens, again and again and again” it was weird and unnerving and not welcoming at all. then the next thing was they had big mirrors along the back wall of the store and i thought that the store was double the size and i was like how is it so big in here when it wasn’t this big outside, when walgreens was really just playing mined games with me. also that’s where i discovered that in america u don’t have the tax included in the price of the item and that’s fucked up and disgusting and rly added to why i fear walgreens

[slimetony]

Obviously made the mistake of going to shadow walgreens

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

shadow walgreens engulfed all locations 15 years ago. Shadow walgreens is walgreens

[slimetony]

I feel like an attempt should at least be made to make a distinction between the two so that the brave men and women who gave their lives defending walgreens from the encroaching nothingness didnt die/dissapear from the euclidian plane in vain. But fuck me i guess

[quindimart]

a stress relief D.va

[bob-belcher]

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[babysharkade]

(1/6) favorite games from 2016 - oxenfree

“ghosts? sounds pretty scary, kids. better leave the night light on.”

[sorarikuarchive]

journey / gifs [1/∞]

[munchkintaco-blog-deactivated20]

Playing rpg’s like

[anushbanush]

Flutter

[robertenglund-deactivated201911]

D.VA: 1, BAD GUYS: 0

[90s90s90s]

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”