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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

saint--claire

exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

kyraneko

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

guy

rihardgansey

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

durbikins

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

oddpolicy

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

durbikins

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

goodbye--1989

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

durbikins

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

rock10zxa

amusement part discourse

airframeextender

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

lavenderek

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

pileofknives

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

finaldisciple

UPDATE!

danisontnonfire

You don’t get to see that at universal

thisiswhereiletmymindexplode

wynn1ng

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

milesgmorales-archive

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

hyumjim

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

skybound-soul-deactivated202111

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

skybound-soul-deactivated202111

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

turing-tested

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

turing-tested

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure