Insomniatic Dinosaur

The internet is my "life"... or what remains of it.

[silviaciii]

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[guy]

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[hyumjim]

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[90s90s90s]

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[rawrbeccag]

I feel attacked

[uucorvallis]

[Image by Don Alan Hall / used with permission]

[mcflurriess-blog-blog]

[ithelpstodream]

[unclefather]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[unpretty]

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

[unpretty]

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

[unpretty]

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

[aerialsquid]

Your cat is a very prim cat.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby