The Outsiders Nowadays (in 2024).
“FIVE MORE MINUTES, DARREL.”
his username is smth stupid like ‘smokersleftlung’ or ‘mylittlep0ny’
“wya?” when ur at his door
jeans, steel toe boots, camo shirt, neon orange jacket.
would try to get his friends to read
but gets called a dork :)
“Something in the Orange” on full blast while thinking of Cherry
posts horrendous .5s of himself on snap
typa guy to hold a fish on his instagram
favourite show is probably yellowstone
loves open boxing the gang !
sad he has an xbox and not ps like the boys
unironically says skibidi gyat
“hey dal, look at that furry over there.”
dallas would add him on snap and getting annoyed when he said “wyll”
has a stupid bow by his name
like bro you are not coquette.
snap user: “ooh_achurch” insta: “cadecade55”
used :3 once and never did it again.
watched friends and says “hes so me” whenever he sees ross.
typa guy to yell GYATTT in public
barks at emos and furries
vapes in the school bathroom
would call you a slur for looking at him for more than a second.
jumped a 7 year old and got on the news
owns a husky named after himself
screams at his dad for ten more minutes on the playstation
no i do not thank you very much.
thinks he’s dean from supernatural
same username everywhere: “imnottexan”
regina george but on a mental level
had a friend group with “bug” “kai” “arson” and “alex” in 2021 and nearly khs.
almost thought she was bi.
fought a girl in the locker room at school
takis, cookie monster pajama pants, latina makeup
SABRINA AND CHAPPELL LOVER, used to be a swiftie
sturniolo triplet fan (owns all of space camp)
usernames: “addiethebaddie” “adelaidecurtis”
fav show wld be shameless
grew up on spongebob and bubble guppies
writes poetry in her notes app
“live laugh love” sign somewhere in the house
“Doesn’t know how to text normally .”
“PHONE ON THE TABLE WHEN YOU GET HOME.”
has a pinterest board full of pumpkins and dogs
invested in the kardashians
facetimes the gang when he’s on lunch break
doesnt understand what skibidi is
blasts dad rock when he drops off the twins at school
duct taped two-bit to the top of his car during freshman kill week
lowk eats up lana del rey
hates twitter and instagram
username: “darrel_curtis”
believes in angel numbers (me too king)
has a picture of him holding a fish on his instagram to ‘attract the females’
owned wizz for less than a day
trolled little kids on roblox with steve
saw too many… things on omegle.
scrolls on tiktok for hours.
usernames: “thispxssytasteslikepepsi” “sodap0p08”
binges twilight in hiding
also barks at emos and furries
laughs at any kinda fart joke
showed pony a picture of a horse and said “found u online”
threatened to break the tv when he couldn’t play slime rancher for three hours
turns his life360 off when he goes out with sandy or to a car show
broke four controllers when he played seige
finally fucking finished high school (class of ‘24)
made a huge deal when the queen died
refused to wear a mask during quarantine because ‘ITS FOR SISSIES’
preaches the second amendment “MERICAAA”
sends random memes in the gc when the others are fighting
complains about adelaide using shein
“tummy hurty” posts on his insta story
would slap the shit out of you if you said seige was just a game
eats goldfish like his life depends on it
username: “handletherandle”
also preaches the second amendment
went on a school trip to dc and hated everything he had to eat
doordashes when he has enough
wld call you a slur for a GOOD reason
reposts politics and cars on twitter
