Bastard Time™️

hi i’m Elle, 29. I like memes and sometimes i post stuff

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[literallymechanical]

It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[bearie]

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[a-peach-in-space]

[dogpuppy]

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[malibuklaus]

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[jaubaius]

Zooming around after hours a duck caught on store’s CCTV🔊 audio on

[depsidase]