Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Final Round, Final Match)
Voter rules and other polls on pinned post
Reminder: "Tumblr Sexyman" is not the same as "Most Fuckable", we already did that one. Please read the pinned post for examples.
Choose
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)
Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Voting ended onMar 3
"He’s the original Hazbin tumblr sexyman!
Also, sexuality isn’t the only important part of being a tumblr sexyman, and Alastor has the all the classic vibes, personality, and looks of a tumblr sexyman! So don’t let him being an ace in the hole stop you from voting for him!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"If Alastor wins, I will write a minimum 1k word fanfic in which he learns what a tumblr sexy man is and that he beat Vox and Lucifer in some kind of Hellish RPF tumblr sexyman tournament." (Submitted by fanby-fckry)
Propaganda against Alastor:
"Fuckass bob cut" (Submitted by anonymous)
"He's literally Da Devil™ from Da Bible™
Also he's literally like "My Wife :D!" Any chance he gets, so" (Submitted by imgaeyay)
Propaganda against Lucifer:
"He gave me so much second-hand embarrassment during his part of Vox Populi. "Pwincipal" "I am so SPOOKY, I’m the shit"
Least sexy man ever" (Submitted by anonymous)
"Sexy TV Man, HIS HANDS!!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"I would literally never sub to a man but God DAMN would I call that man daddy-" (Submitted by anonymous)
"HAIL VOX POPULI" (Submitted by anonymous)
"Trust him with the polls." (Submitted by capribornio)
"HE IS RIGGING THE POLLS! RESIST HIM!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"He watches you guys pee" (Submitted by anonymous)
"He's getting power from the good ratings. Last time he was allowed power he almost took out like a third of hell. Do not be fooled by the iPad, it craves violence" (Submitted by spookysoup09)
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