Teach Me.

Getting back into the witchy side

[im-the-batmann]

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

[3rdheart]

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

[sandvichette]

Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.

[murphmanfa]

He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.

[omalleyred-deactivated20171006]

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

[arandomobject]

“I want a plus-sized princess!”

“I want a princess who can’t sing!”

“I want a princess who can fight!”

“I want a non-traditional princess!”

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

[professionalfangirl3000]

SHES THE PRINCESS EVERYBODY WANTS

[internets-bests]

[thecommonchick]

[kayleefabulous]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chic-fil-a’s entire marketing strategy is based around cows pleading for their lives

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

*watches porn*

me: this intro is taking too long

*skips one minute* 

*they eating ass*

me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

[shrekyourself]

[benevolencing-deactivated201704]

[shrekyourself]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[ruinedchildhood]