Tacos Anxiety And Cigarettes

22, goofy, socially awkward, but fun loving. I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach, Wonder Woman, candlelit dinners, and Lord of the Rings. . . . . . . .

[scholarlou]

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[shynessispartofme]

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[jjangredpanda]

[comebackali]

#the concept of an old vampire loving and emulating twilight honestly sort of moves me (via dollsome-does-tumblr)

[monmatch]

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

[and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye]

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

[galahadiant]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[chris-evans]

Bonus:

[blue--folder]

‘The Poser’ at Freedom Plaza, Washington DC by Bryan Buckley

[whatbigotspost]

Golden 'Statues' Memorializing Donald Trump's Most Divisive Moments Have Popped Up Around Washington, D.C.

Bryan Buckley launched the "Trump Statue Initiative" to immortalize the president's worst moments in gold-painted living statues.

[qwertyjoebob]

Babies cry over the weirdest things 🤷

[goawfma]

this is an insult

[seven-valid-libras]

x

[breanieswordvomit]

Wait. What?!

[ick-r-us-deactivated20210902]

This is hell.

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[realpixie]

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[godlymalik]

[skypirate]

[door]

um

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

…………continue

[shanemagej]

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