he was so full of knighthood

that knightly he endured the pain I like knights and bunnies Main blog is curustitch

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Be about your business lil creachur"

"I shall shark elsewhere"

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[valtsv]

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

[dama-puma-vs-jaguar-lady]

[thekimonogallery]

Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan.  Wafrica creates African patterns on Japanese traditIonal kimonos

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[justirina]

Eh, idk what to say on that one

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[dominoroach-deactivated20231102]

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[natalieironside]

Hey pro gamer tip for any depressed teenagers obsessed with literary romanticism what like I were once: So the world actually hasn't changed actually. Whatever shit u read about in books that stirred your soul and makes you sigh and go "Oh, if only we still had [thing] in this soulless modern world" is still there. You're right abt the modern world being soulless and empty and dumb but it was like that back in the history times too it's always like that. You can go have all kinds of adventures that are just as interesting and exciting as like, I dunno, viking stuff. You can still go do great deeds or what the fuck ever, we're in the same tale still Mr. Frodo, et cetera. But a lot of the time the cops aren't gonna like it so you have to also have to learn abt security culture

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[spcecowboyyy]

thank you books!! thank you tv shows!! thank you music!! thank you concerts!! thank you movies!! thank you video games!! thank you crafts!! thank you napping!! thank you escapism!!!

[aliqqce]

once nurse kenjaku gets animated I’ll be the first one to lose my mind

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

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Voting ended onJul 20