Love is a scarce thing

Keep quiet and the dark might pass you by.

[black-and-white-gifs]

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

[competitive-tarot-slut]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

sir-lancelittle:

can we just review how sensual the panera logo is

“Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear”

LOL

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[bastille]

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

[cornuccopia]

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[fionarhiannon]

Ain’t that the truth

[vengefulbarista]

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

[kurtcobains]

[cineraria]

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[esquizofasia]

[fuckyeahjewishmen]

Backstage at the Oscars, 2013

[mindylahiris]

hugh jackman pushes past the crowds to help a poor fallen jennifer lawrence, russell crowe sees this as his opening, he takes it. still in character, he tackles hugh jackman to the ground. this is his time. he has won. he has caught 24601. 

[fantasia]

[brutalgeneration]

[pleatedjeans]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

pleatedjeans:

why i am like a cat

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[lifeinporcelain]

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[oh-whiskers]

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