hey. shh. don't.

bagels. sarcasm. musicals.

[buxina]

[alienpapacy]

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

[fullmetal-titan]

then explain mum

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mother uf me

[lookingfrank]

I just spit through my nose

[junkiechurch]

master has snatched dobbys wig

[dowereallyneedthis]

are people who believe the word “straight” was created to “slur heterosexuals” somehow not aware of the extremely prevalent meaning of “straight” in the past to mean clean, proper, not on drugs, not involved in crime, not “bent” (used to mean gay), just a normal, respectable dude on a correct life path… like that’s what people meant when they said “he’s straight” before it became almost exclusively a sexual orientation term. they just meant he’s normal 

[dowereallyneedthis]

however, I do think we as a community should come up with some terms to slur heterosexuals

[pissvortex]

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

[cerebromadre]

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

[pissvortex]

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[butchflirt]

[sunfortune]

that dumb thot michael bay really ruined megan foxs career and i just let him :( what was I doing?? graduating 5th grade like some fool

[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[marcsalmonds]

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[awookieinsheepsclothing-deactiv]

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

I’m sorry. I needed to.

[theutopiadiaries-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this too many times

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[aurol]

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

[tonyblairwitchproject-deactivat]

You sound neurotypical.

[fagtor]

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

[manfuckyopride]

[92bricks]

I’ma miss y’alls titties

[pinkmerman-deactivated20190109]

[rahze]

Hopefully this treasure doesn’t get marked as explicit