Nobody Kill Any Virgins

| quite frankly, people terrify me |

[razed-you-from-perdition]

Why yes, I guess you could say that I'm... bishrexual;)

[razed-you-from-perdition]

Do you ever just live with serious medical conditions without seeking help cause you think it's normal and everyone lives like this

[adelembe]

I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at the military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam. (x)

[mishasminions]

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ACTUAL EXCHANGE WAS GAYER THAN THIS

[jedilukesighwalker]

[existentiallyqueers-deactivated]

#Continual Bun Escalation

[razed-you-from-perdition]

It's really funny watching the first season of a show and seeing them fuck around with the title sequence to find one juuuust right

[trynottodrown]

[monkeydollitle]

Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”

[wizardshark]

how did so much happen in 6 seconds

[ballsniggas-deactivated20130325]

I literally cant fucking breathe 

[corink]

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

[tofutyrant]

CRYING

[spaghetti-queef-deactivated2015]

snail-church

[lafillegauche-deactivated202008]

‘Whose are you, anyway?’

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. ‘Watch Steven Universe with us,’ my siblings said. ‘It’ll be a fun and light vacation activity,’ they said. And I mostly knew that wasn’t true. But I continue to be blindsided by just how much character and world-building and raw emotional power those guys pack into each ten minute episode. 

This latest theory may be the death of me. Spoilers, musings on what it all means and pterodactyl-like shrieks about my feelings under the cut. 

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[razed-you-from-perdition]

what they say: oh how can you ship that, one of the characters is a bad person, are you a survivor using the ship for coping?

what they mean: i have little to no understanding of how fiction works and how people interact with it. i genuinely believe enjoying actions in fiction means condoning them in reality, and i don't have any understanding of the transformative nature of fandom. i think it's my job to go around to people i don't even know and demand they submit their extremely personal history of trauma to me so that i might decide if they are Traumatized Enough to be permitted to enjoy their fictional content. and by logical extension, if someone is unwilling to submit to this query of their background or if they *aren't* Traumatized Enough, then they are a Bad Person and I will start a hate campaign against them about how they get off to IRL abuse/rape. and i'll pat myself on the back as i do it because i'm more Pure than they are, i am a Better Person, and that insulates me from having to do any critical thinking about fiction in my entire life. (also i am lowkey jealous that fandom enjoys things that i don't like so i'm just THRILLED to have an excuse to shit on the people who like the thing that i don't.)

[sreidos]

peridot is shipping trash confirmed

[quillyfied]

diamond authority musings

i wonder if Pink Diamond’s court was dissolved and relegated to lower-class functions in the other Diamonds’ areas after whatever disaster befell it

i wonder if the same happened to Blue and White Diamonds’ retinues

i wonder how Yellow Diamond likes being the last Authority that Homeworld has. if she’s so intent on Earth dying not just as a message to other rebels about the cost of rebellion and the removal of a historical eyesore, but because it’s where the other two (maybe three?) Diamonds are imprisoned and if they’re out of the way, she doesn’t have to share her power anymore

i wonder how Rose Quartz met Pearl, if her gem placement indicates she was a White Pearl (assuming that Pink Diamond’s gem was on her stomach, examining the placement of the pink diamond in the Diamond Authority symbol, and therefore any Pink Pearl would have a stomach gem)

i wonder if we’re ever going to get a full knowledge of what homeworld was like, pre-rebellion

[chelbbn1]

Omg this is so perfect

[razed-you-from-perdition]

That awkward moment when your parents want to know why they found your electric toothbrush in your room on a random snoop inspection :/

[razed-you-from-perdition]

x

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[buzzfeed]

*sweats nervously*

[wombjudgers-deactivated20230215]

She knows of her fanbase