Port Mafia Exec

Was geht, name's Razer | gay | anime | вкусно | dankeschön | Green Lantern the Animated Series | lots of other movies/shows | Port Mafia exec | red lantern | total geek | I paused my anime for this stuff | Osamu Dazai is the most attractive anime characters and you can't tell me otherwise

[razer-kun]

This sorta relates to my last post.

Why is this man so fucking beautiful???

I believe there is a word for people like him (and Dazai, Atsushi, Ranpo, Chuuya, and most other BSD men) in Japanese: イケメン (handsome/beautiful man).

[razer-kun]

Fuck comp sci. Shoulda never majored in it. The classes fucking blow. Every fucking class makes me realize how stupid I am, since I don't fucking understand a thing. Doesn't help that the professors just read off of slides rather than making sure the material is understandable. College can choke to death on a big ol' cock.

[razer-kun]

I need class to be over RIGHT NOW. I've reached that point of being hungry where every so often I get a sharp pain in my stomach. That or I have something genuinely wrong with part of my stomach area, in which case I'm telling no one and dying by myself.

[razer-kun]

Does anybody familiar with the BTS of the Given anime know if they'll ever release the 2020 movie dub on steaming services? So far, it seems like you can only watch it via the Blu-ray (not even on any of those 3rd party sites).

[razer-kun]

"It's a sports anime"

Fuck you, Yuri on Ice is BL. Yeah, it's largely sports, but Victor and Yuri's (ultimately romantic) relationship is a big part of the anime, as well. It's BL.

[razer-kun]

Just blew probably over $350 (in gift cards) buying mic/audio equipment on Amazon for a (not) possible voice acting future. I hope to fuck I become decent. I hate school and hate comp sci.

[razer-kun]

People be like "I watch the news every night" then mention Fox News or MSNBC. Like bro, that ain't the news, that's 7% at least somewhat true bits of whatever happened today plus 93% biased bullshit commentary bitching about the opposite side.

[razer-kun]

"I love this ship. It's totally is canon."

Well, I support your right to ship. . . but let's be honest, it likely isn't canon.

"Yeah it is. There's official art from the studio of them in romantic situations."

No fckin way, man. . . that has to be one of the weakest arguments I've heard. Yeah, great, there's official art of them. . . but if your fcking argument is "Well, there's official art. That makes it canon," that's weak as shit. Official art is art made to promote the show. It's not necessarily canon. In fact, I dare say a lot of official art (these days, at least) doesn't capture canon events/situations. If your weak argument is official art, you then have to affirm all official art as canon. And I've seen a load of official art, not just of the show that I'm mainly referring to, right now, but of several other shows where the art depicts situations that are very obviously not canon, given the events of the show.

[razer-kun]

Lego Star Wars fans: "You know what would be cool? A new set. For instance, a big Invisible Hand set, or a separatist command ship set, or a cool new Clone Wars set."

Lego: "Hah, fuck you. We're gonna remake the X-Wing again, and you're gonna like it."

[everyoneislgbtpride-edits]

Tsukasa Fuji from Your Name is gay!!

[razer-kun]

Dgmw, it'd be so cute if he was, but. . . isn't he married to Okudera. . . Taki's female former coworker?

Not knocking the headcanon, though, as I will admit, that "I think he was kind of... cute yesterday," line with the blush was a lil bit sus, so I can see where the idea comes from. Hell, I myself thought he was until I looked him up a few days ago.

[razer-kun]

While I would feel bad for the people possibly out of their jobs and all of the fans of JJK, CM, and other animes, I would laugh so hard and be so proud if I saw a Crunchyroll or Screen Rant headline saying "Mappa Studio Loses Money/Bankrupted After Canceling Yuri!!! On Ice Movie". I would be so proud to be a YOI fan.

[razer-kun]

'Nother idiotic social media post I wanna give my thoughts on. This time, it was on TikTok. So this person was criticizing some nswf audio that someone else made of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, specifically that Alastor is canonically asexual (which the creator of the audio is aware of) and so he shouldn't be used in those kinds of audios. The caption on the crticizer's video literally says:

"Pro tip! When a character is canonically asexual, don't use them as NSFW audios! Hope this helps!"

Now my thoughts. . .

1. The person understands he's asexual and even acknowledged knowing he is, and just wanted to make an nsfw audio for fun. He's fictional, so let it go.

2. If it's perfectly okay for canonically straight characters to be in gay nswf audios or gay characters to be in straight audios (thought that's less frequent), then an asexual character being in gay/straight audios is fine too.

3. The person isn't even saying that they headcanon him as straight/gay. They just did a simple audio for people to enjoy. And even if they did headcanon him as straight or gay, people headcanon straight characters as gay all the time. Why is headcanoning a character as their non-canon sexuality suddenly a problem now? If you wanna play it that way, go to the bsd, mha, and every other anime fandom and start knocking skk shippers, bkdk shippers, and every other fanon ship/headcanon. Just keepin the same energy.

If you've seen the post, you may also have notice that the creator limited comments. . . Hhhhaaaaaahhhhh!!! Why am I not surprised? 😆

Edit: So I did some considering, and. . .

Lots of people responding are assuming I'm okay-ing the invalidation of ace people by means of straight headcanoning. . . I don't think I said the person headcanoned Alastor as straight. I haven't listened to the audio, so idk if he was straight or gay in the audio.

Also, you're fighting with feelings. "An ace fictional character being hearcanoned as gay or straight makes me feel invalidated. Um. . . who's to say a straight person who sees straight characters headcanoned as gay or a gay person seeing gay characters headcanoned as straight wouldn't feel the same way.

Dgmw, as a gay, I don't pretend to know how ace people feel, and I understand there isn't a lot of ace representation in media. And don't take this as me advocating for ace people being invalidated or discriminated against, b/c I respect nice ace, gay, bi, etc people as much as the next nice person. But you can't fight with feelings because anyone can feel anyway, and just because you felt attacked or hurt by that post, that doesn't mean that person was intentionally trying to be offensive. Just because there, unfortunately, isn't a lot of ace representation, doesn't mean that only you can feel hurt by character headcanons. Now, me personally, I'm not exactly hurt by gay characters being headcanoned as straight, though that doesn't mean I won't comment on what a dumb headcanon it is, but that's me.

Also, I apologize if people feel offended by the post, but the truth is people get horny and make lots of nsfw fanarts, fanfics, and audios. It's the internet. People say, do, and post heinous shit every day. Every search engine and not-for-children website should come with a "possible offense" warning.

[razer-kun]

-- POV: I just pissed off the Port Mafia --

*Door to my house breaks down and in walks Chuuya ATTEMPTING to look threatening*

Chuuya: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Me *laying on the floor and arching my back seductively*: Oh Chu Chu, baby, you can do whatever you want with my ass 😘

[razer-kun]

A note about me, when I'm scrolling social media, I tend to talk aloud to myself.

The most recent case was a few minutes ago. Some person on Pinterest posted a post in support of a ship, which is fine b/c ship who you want as long as it's legal, but this particular post (specifically the text on it) had me amused because of how silly it was. Now, if you've been on my page for a while, you know there are VERY FEW non canon ships that I like. This wasn't one of those few, so naturally, I was critical of the post. Anyway, the post was of the two characters standing next to each other with text over it reading, "They're boyfriends. But I can't prove it," and I found it amusing, so I said aloud to myself, "Wow, you can't prove your fanon ship? I'm astonished." To be honest, most of the posts I see promoting ships from that fandom with "evidence" have weak-ass arguments in support of it, so I really wasn't expecting much to begin with.

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Yeah yeah, while I do feel it's fine to ship who you want (again, given that it's a legal ship (cuz some ppl are crazy with that crap)), that doesn't mean I won't be critical if people are promoting it like it's canon.

[razer-kun]

"If I was rich, I'd buy a mansion."

"If I was rich, I'd buy a yacht."

"If I was rich, I'd give a lot to charity."

Man, fuck allat shit. If I was rich ($100 mil+), I'd give millions upon millions to funimation so they'll DUB SOME DAMN BL'S!!! One of the top arguments for why BL's aren't dubbed is that "they're not as profitable".... okay, fine, if you received a large sum of money, will you go ahead and dub some already? Cherry Magic, Tadaima Okaeri, Dakaichi, Junjou Romantica, Doukyuusei, the rest of Given.... if someone gave them millions, would they finally dub that stuff?

As a side note, I think hardcore BL fans need to put the whole "It's not profitable because of homophobia" idea out of their heads. I saw people saying that recently and also saying that's why the Yuri On Ice movie was canceled, and I just doubt that that's the reason, or at least that it's the main reason. Just because the genre doesn't appeal to as many people, that doesn't mean it's homophobia. It just means the genre isn't as appealing to as many people. Now, don't get me wrong, do some people dislike BL largely because it's gay? More likely than not. But, I'd argue the majority of people who aren't into it aren't into it because it's just not their thing.

You are, however, free to disagree if you like. Being able to disagree and offer counter arguments respectfully is one of the great things about people.

[razer-kun]

As a first-time writer (the only stuff I wrote before this was stupid fanfic one-shots), writing is a piece of freakin work. And I blame this partially on my constant watching of Cinema Sins.

First off, trying to name fictional/supernatural characters. I'm an overthinker, so I'll come up with some random jumble of words that is the character's name and then go, "I hope there's not something or someone that actually exists with this name."

And now why I blame my constant watching of Cinema Sins. I'll think of something cool, like some back story or lore or some crap, like, "Oh, maybe some demon gave this thing to this guy," and then I'm like, "Great, but anyone nitpicking this will be like 'Well why specifically that guy?'" So I gotta go think up some more plot bs that I'll probably have to change later to make other stuff work and I end up less worried about being creative and more worried about nitpickers.

Then I just end up losing interest in writing for the day and go jerk off to hot anime guys.

Props to authors, fr.

[fintan-pyren]

Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

[razer-kun]

I feel like this is impossible to answer honestly without the entire fandom of whatever show, movie, etc, you mention coming down on you for not supporting the fanon headcanons/ships they obsess over. There's a couple of certain anime fandoms in specific with this trait.