Transgender Cyborg Mercenary

Allison :: 30 :: Bi :: Better at Mega Man X drunk than you are sober.

[razordoll]

Was jellypumpkin, now razordoll, in case you're wondering why you were following me.

[skinilivein]

[iamoutofideas]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

metaverse being an 80 billion dollar turbo flop that immediately shut down after one of the worst performances and subsequent total company rebranding in recent history SHOULD, in a kind and just world, have spelled the end for the entire company. but unfortunately we live in hell and "Meta" is still alive

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

same goes for twitter too like that shit should have shut down a month after it became X, The Everything App but these guys just have so much money that 80 billion dollars can be burned with reckless abandon and their companies will survive

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

[lordnot]

"We're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-humor clown performances" mused Pagliacci,

Lounging on a chaise sofa as he idly reflected.

[transarsonist]

[monidoll]

its difficult to know if youre being reasonably cautious or unreasonably paranoid if you are transgender

[catboybiologist]

Primary color ass outfit

[drrrexy]

WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW

[catboybiologist]

Girliepop I am a biologist and by technicality, a computer scientist. We use RGB and cone cell primary colors round these parts.

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[toskarin]

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

[maniculum]

Trying to parse whether this reblog is making:

An extremely inaccurate assumption about how widespread witch trials were in the early modern period

An extremely specific point about the prevalence of different execution methods (most accused witches in Britain were hanged, not burnt)

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

[toskarin]

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

[bobokitty]

[whats-a-bear]

[heyyallitsbeth]

this video is more sexual than the video of Tifa getting railed by Cloud that was shown before the italian government

[lilyblisslys]

it’s crazy that you can just buy volumes of Murcielago from crunchyroll. It feels like something you should have to go behind a beaded curtain for

[crescentalice]

you gotta be fucking with me, right?

[crescentalice]

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

[catboybiologist]

[catboybiologist]

No but this post is actually insane. This is just mythologizing transfemme suffering

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[klarityva]

[bug-swarm]

[girldixieflatline]

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[klarityva]

[bug-swarm]

[lakemojave]

Stand by your sisters. No one else will.

[lakemojave]

Even the ones you don't like.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Hi!

I was watching a video that had people using whistles in the background and I realized that one of the things I do is teach lifeguards how to use their whistles very effectively. So I would love to share some tips on how to make your whistle as loud as possible, in case anyone wants that.

If you have ever played a wood wind instrument, you may know that you have to block the reed with your tongue; whistles are the same concept. You block the mouthpiece with your tongue to let the air pressure build. So that when you release its REALLY loud. Like, can silence 300 people at a swimming pool loud. For that reason we also tend to use short bursts instead of long blasts, but it works with long blasts too.

Also make sure you aren't wrapping your fist around the whole whistle, the air channels on the top need to be free to get a good sound.

Finally, pealess whistles (industry standard is fox40's) give the best sound, but use what you have

I'm sure you guys will be amazing lifeguards in Minnesota and beyond

Good advice for all you whistlers out there!

[iteration-dave]

When I was a light infantryman some guys came to our unit from a mechanized brigade. They said they used these to signal each other over the sound of IFV and tank engines. The second time I ever blew one of these whistles I plugged my ears first because the first time had left them ringing for quite a while.

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Safety orange whistle, easy to hold, Coast Guard approved. Ideal for personal protection, boating, and industrial use. Order yours now at St

[trauma-tits]

The whistle code for alerting about U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) involves using three short bursts to signal that agents are nearby and one long sustained whistle to indicate an imminent arrest or active detainment. This system helps communities warn each other and respond to potential enforcement actions.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]